One-shot: Driver's Seat
Title: Driver's Seat
Pairing: Joshima/Gussan/Nagase
Rating: Rish
Genre: porny-crack, mostly crack
A/N: Inspired by basil_ovelby's slutty leader fic OVER HERE
“No fucking way are you driving again!”
“Weeeeell, there’s no way in hell I’m taking it on my back like a biiiitch!”
“…g-guys? C-Can we stop with the m-machismo talk a-and….ohhhhgod….”
“Hurry up. The bitch is getting himself off without either of us!”
“It’s your fault. What were you thinking buying the BIGGEST fucking ass plug in the store?”
“…”
“You have a point. Janken?”
“Fuck yeah! No way in hell am I losing!”
“One. Two. Saisho wa guu. JANKEN PO!”
“YESSSSS!!!”
“ARGHH! DAMNIT!!!”
“ON YOUR BACK BITCH!! I’M DRIVING THIS TRAIN TONIGHT!!”
~~~***~~~
“C’mon, Leader. Get up on Ani’s cock like a good little slut.”
“I resent that remark.”
“Oh, please. Like you weren’t just fucking yourself on that extra-large ass plug just a second ago.”
“You know, he’s got a point there, Joh.”
“Yougotohellandyoudie!”
“Bwohohohohoho! Up you go, Leader…and why the hell am I doing all the work here?!”
“Gosh, Tomoya, you’re soooo romantic.”
“(Pfft) You want romantic, I’ll light some candles. But, this ain’t making love, bitch. This is fucking!”
~~~***~~~
“…moremoremoreohgodmoreplease…”
“Joh, I can’t give you more! You’re looser than a $1 whore!”
“…nnnnnnghhhpleasepleasepleasepleaseplease....”
“Nagase! What are you waiting for man? A formal invite??!”
“Ani is soooo pushy when he wants to come….”
“NAGASE!!!”
“MY NAME IS BIG THUNDER!!!”
“THAT IS THE STUPIDEST THING I HAVE EVER- ohsweetfuckinggeezuschristonastick…”
“Yeah, you take alllll of Big Thunder, baby. That’s right!”
~~~***~~~
“Move over will you? I don’t want the wet spot.”
“Nngh...hohlasdjflkjsfldsldl….zzzzzz….”
“I did all the work!! Why do I get the wet spot?!”
“’Cuz you’re the youngest.”
“(Pffft) Whatever!”
“Stop hogging Joh- (OOOF) I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU JUST KICKED ME OUT OF MY OWN BED!!!!”
“Wet spot’s open; it’s all yours.”
Pairing: Joshima/Gussan/Nagase
Rating: Rish
Genre: porny-crack, mostly crack
A/N: Inspired by basil_ovelby's slutty leader fic OVER HERE
“No fucking way are you driving again!”
“Weeeeell, there’s no way in hell I’m taking it on my back like a biiiitch!”
“…g-guys? C-Can we stop with the m-machismo talk a-and….ohhhhgod….”
“Hurry up. The bitch is getting himself off without either of us!”
“It’s your fault. What were you thinking buying the BIGGEST fucking ass plug in the store?”
“…”
“You have a point. Janken?”
“Fuck yeah! No way in hell am I losing!”
“One. Two. Saisho wa guu. JANKEN PO!”
“YESSSSS!!!”
“ARGHH! DAMNIT!!!”
“ON YOUR BACK BITCH!! I’M DRIVING THIS TRAIN TONIGHT!!”
~~~***~~~
“C’mon, Leader. Get up on Ani’s cock like a good little slut.”
“I resent that remark.”
“Oh, please. Like you weren’t just fucking yourself on that extra-large ass plug just a second ago.”
“You know, he’s got a point there, Joh.”
“Yougotohellandyoudie!”
“Bwohohohohoho! Up you go, Leader…and why the hell am I doing all the work here?!”
“Gosh, Tomoya, you’re soooo romantic.”
“(Pfft) You want romantic, I’ll light some candles. But, this ain’t making love, bitch. This is fucking!”
~~~***~~~
“…moremoremoreohgodmoreplease…”
“Joh, I can’t give you more! You’re looser than a $1 whore!”
“…nnnnnnghhhpleasepleasepleasepleaseplease....”
“Nagase! What are you waiting for man? A formal invite??!”
“Ani is soooo pushy when he wants to come….”
“NAGASE!!!”
“MY NAME IS BIG THUNDER!!!”
“THAT IS THE STUPIDEST THING I HAVE EVER- ohsweetfuckinggeezuschristonastick…”
“Yeah, you take alllll of Big Thunder, baby. That’s right!”
~~~***~~~
“Move over will you? I don’t want the wet spot.”
“Nngh...hohlasdjflkjsfldsldl….zzzzzz….”
“I did all the work!! Why do I get the wet spot?!”
“’Cuz you’re the youngest.”
“(Pffft) Whatever!”
“Stop hogging Joh- (OOOF) I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU JUST KICKED ME OUT OF MY OWN BED!!!!”
“Wet spot’s open; it’s all yours.”