Multi-part: Breathe (interlude)
Title: Breathe (interlude)
Pairings: Oguri Shun, Ikuta Toma (bromance)
Rating: R for innuendos
Genre: crack
A/N: Another email exchange between Shun and Toma. Takes place around Chapter 8 & 9. To maibachan my BROmance partner for life. ROFLMAO.
To: SHUNmeister
From: The Man
Subject: (?)
where the hell are you man? I thought we were hangin' today??
To: LIMP NOODLE
From: SHUNmeister
Subject: (?)
chill out. just got home. need a shower first.
why the fuck did you let me drink that much last night? I thought we were friends??
To: SHUNmeister
From: The Man
Subject: (?)
…
don't tell me you hooked up with that little cockblocker from the club?!
To: Whore Bag
From: The Man
Subject: (?)
YOU SO FUCKING DID!!!
To: LIMP NOODLE aka DOUCHEBAG
From: SHUNmeister
Subject: (?)
who's the jerkoff that let me leave with the little fucker in the first place??
some friend…
To: In Denial
From: The Man
Subject: (?)
I can't keep tabs on you all night my friend.
just admit it already: you're a whore that likes the cock
To: Tiny Dancer
From: The MEAT WARRIOR
Subject: (?)
you're just jealous you can't tap this
To: In Denial
From: The MAN
Subject: (?)
you wish I'd hit that.
who knows where its been…
dirty…
To: Tiny Dancer
From: The MEAT WARRIOR
Subject: (?)
hey, at least it's getting some action.
everyone wants a piece of the MEAT WARRIOR.
To: Jerkface
From: THE MAN
Subject: (?)
fuck you.
go die.
To: Tiny Dancer
From: The MEAT WARRIOR
Subject: (?)
you wish little man, you wish.
To: Jerkface
From: The MAN
Subject: (?)
hurry the fuck up already
To: Lover Boy
From: The MEAT WARRIOR
Subject: (?)
calm the fuck down…
you just want to see your pretty boy…
To: Lover Boy
From: The MEAT WARRIOR
Subject: (?)
HA! I'm so fucking awesome.
To: The Little Girl That Won't Stop Crying
From: The MEAT WARRIOR
Subject: (?)
OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE! I'M GOING ALRIGHT?!?
geezus…
Pairings: Oguri Shun, Ikuta Toma (bromance)
Rating: R for innuendos
Genre: crack
A/N: Another email exchange between Shun and Toma. Takes place around Chapter 8 & 9. To maibachan my BROmance partner for life. ROFLMAO.
To: SHUNmeister
From: The Man
Subject: (?)
where the hell are you man? I thought we were hangin' today??
To: LIMP NOODLE
From: SHUNmeister
Subject: (?)
chill out. just got home. need a shower first.
why the fuck did you let me drink that much last night? I thought we were friends??
To: SHUNmeister
From: The Man
Subject: (?)
…
don't tell me you hooked up with that little cockblocker from the club?!
To: Whore Bag
From: The Man
Subject: (?)
YOU SO FUCKING DID!!!
To: LIMP NOODLE aka DOUCHEBAG
From: SHUNmeister
Subject: (?)
who's the jerkoff that let me leave with the little fucker in the first place??
some friend…
To: In Denial
From: The Man
Subject: (?)
I can't keep tabs on you all night my friend.
just admit it already: you're a whore that likes the cock
To: Tiny Dancer
From: The MEAT WARRIOR
Subject: (?)
you're just jealous you can't tap this
To: In Denial
From: The MAN
Subject: (?)
you wish I'd hit that.
who knows where its been…
dirty…
To: Tiny Dancer
From: The MEAT WARRIOR
Subject: (?)
hey, at least it's getting some action.
everyone wants a piece of the MEAT WARRIOR.
To: Jerkface
From: THE MAN
Subject: (?)
fuck you.
go die.
To: Tiny Dancer
From: The MEAT WARRIOR
Subject: (?)
you wish little man, you wish.
To: Jerkface
From: The MAN
Subject: (?)
hurry the fuck up already
To: Lover Boy
From: The MEAT WARRIOR
Subject: (?)
calm the fuck down…
you just want to see your pretty boy…
To: Lover Boy
From: The MEAT WARRIOR
Subject: (?)
HA! I'm so fucking awesome.
To: The Little Girl That Won't Stop Crying
From: The MEAT WARRIOR
Subject: (?)
OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE! I'M GOING ALRIGHT?!?
geezus…