...Because I might be out of work on medical leave.
So I was walking my daughter's dogs (there is a reason why I prefer cats) when one of them took off and pulled me off my feet. Onto my knees, with a twist. I have torn the ligaments in my left knee, and we won't know till Monday (after my MRI) whether they are just torn or detached. Can't put weight on them. And I work in an old, old (Confederate-era) building with no elevator, On the second floor. And right now I'm on the goooood drugs. (And I totally understand House now - these are amazing.)
I might be working from home for the next few weeks. Which means more time for writing porn.
See? There's an upside to this. Sitting in Urgent Care for 4 hours definitely wasn't part of it, though.