Good Movie

Mar 12, 2005 20:43

I just finished watching the Mask, and I wanna get a beagle...and name it Milo, lol.

What a cool movie too. I'm wondering if they have a music soundtrack.... And they do! Hmm, think Best Buy'll have it? ...Prolly not, but, meh.

"Chic-chicky-boom, chic-chicky-boom, chi-chicky-boom!"

CUBAN PETE!!!! :D:D I think I'll make a movie where the main protaganist is... Cuban Pete! He's a Cuban National trying to supress young capitalist notions in Cuban's youth. lol, Actually, I already have a Pete...

Pedro!!!! ::holds up his hand:: It's been a long time pal!

Pedro: Fuck you Capitalist Pig-dog! You always get my accent wrong, and make me sound like I'm some fuckin' pussy French-man! Damn you! Damn you and your big cars!!! I don't need you! I have Health Care!!! That's right, eat your heart out! Capitalism isn't looking so good now, is it?

Ok, bye Pedro.

Pedro: Fuck you, Muchacho.

Oh, now, shut up, you don't even know what that means! You don't speak Spanish!

Pedro: No fuckin' duh, I'm Cuban, not Spanish. Asshole..

Ok, that's enough. So, yeah, I have a "Cuban Pete" who lives on my finger. But, don't tell anyone. He's an illegal immigrant-

Pedro: I have my papers you money hoarding bastard! (whisper) Remember, I worked for Castro. I've signed MANY an execution in my day. Watch your ass, foo.

...Ok, I'm officially afraid of my own hand.

Pedro: It's not me you should fear... it's...... .... .... JESUS VOTES 2.5!!!!! ...!!!

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MonkeyManDK (9:14:20 PM): lol, Soon, [George Bush] will be replaced by "Jesus Votes 2.5" a Republican robot who will run for elections in 08

specialfill08 (9:14:30 PM): lmao

MonkeyManDK (9:14:39 PM): Because his heart will be from Dick Cheney

specialfill08 (9:14:58 PM): im just amazed [George Bush] didnt lose to write in votes for dolly the cloned sheep

MonkeyManDK (9:15:20 PM): It may be small, and black, but it's a heart, and Republicans can't have abortions, but they can have robots with human(?Dick Cheney count as human?) hearts...

specialfill08 (9:15:34 PM): lmao!

MonkeyManDK (9:16:08 PM): lol, I'm projecting a landslide vote in 08

specialfill08 (9:16:29 PM): well....he cant run again

MonkeyManDK (9:17:03 PM): Jesus Votes 2.5 will win the Election with his snappy religious slogans, repititions of scripture, and Cheney's dark presense

MonkeyManDK (9:17:22 PM): And the Republican party will cheer!

specialfill08 (9:17:38 PM): and wage more war!

MonkeyManDK (9:18:32 PM): bleh, Jesus Votes 2.5 will be made King, and the Matrix begins...

specialfill08 (9:18:38 PM): LMAO

MonkeyManDK (9:18:56 PM): lol, Damn those Republicans! They'll kill us all!

specialfill08 (9:19:01 PM): i know

specialfill08 (9:19:04 PM): bastids
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lol, There, I've made my predictions for 08. Now, we just need to wait....

Bloody... I'm a hippie... ::cry::

Ex Animo,
DK
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