Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In January I ruled Iran as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). In June I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). In November
macaire and I robbed a bank (-50 points). In May I gave
blonde_dyke a Dutch Oven (-10 points). Last Friday I pulled
drsilverfly's hair (-5 points).
Overall, I've been nice (961 points). For Christmas I deserve a Lego set!
Sincerely,
dksluvsfwm