LJ Entries - Kakairu style ch.3 (fanfic)
Title: LJ Entries - Kakairu style ch.3
Characters: Iruka, Kakashi
Ratings: PG
Words Count: ~750 words
Summary: Title says it all. =)
Reviews and comments are always welcomed. Enjoy!
LJ Entries - Kakairu style (Chapter 3)
Iruka reads my journal!!!
location: hospital
mood: happy
music: Head nurse yelling and people screaming
Last mission with Asuma was a success. We slept with some maids with huge boobs, got the information, stole the scroll and came back to Konoha safely. So why the hospital?
Because of Hyuuga FUCKING Hiashi.
That guy used his Jyuken on me once I stepped past the gate of Konoha, hissing something like corrupting Konoha’s pure souls and tainting his daughter’s innocuous body. I seriously don’t remember anything about molesting Hanabi or Hinata. And for the sake of Iruka’s ass, Konohamaru’s sexy no jutsu is perfection! How is that brat pure when his henge shows such perfectly squishy boobs and bouncy ass??!!
This basically explained the hospital thing. But still, I’m happy because Iruka reads my journal! *flying kisses for Iruka* Can you receive that, Iruka? Can you feel my love for you? Oh, such youthful LOVE!! (I swear I’m not going to read Gai’s journal again, it’s influential.)
The hospital is a mess now. Asuma was smoking and that triggered the fire alarm. The head nurse is giving him a headlock but he seems to be enjoying it. Ah, the youthful motherly bosom! (Fuck, Gai’s influence.) Anyway Kurenai, you might want to come over because Asuma is drooling openly at the nurse’s chest. So Iruka, can I bury my head in your fatherly bosom too? *puppy-eye*
And one last thing, I’m not weaker than Hiashi because he’s in the room next to mine. I know you’re reading with your Byakugan so FUCK YOU, HIASHI!! Don’t you dare to touch my Iruka!!
Tags: Hiashi sucker, Iruka love, mission
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Comments:
Tell Asuma to be prepared. I’m coming over now.
~Kurenai
Do you need any cuffs, whips, gags, paddles etc? I can borrow them to you.
~Anko
Oh, I have them with me already. Thanks!
~Kurenai
I’m going to buy popcorn and tissue paper first. Don’t start the show without me!!
~Shizune
Tell every nurse that Genma is going to set room 330 on fire. The naughty ninja need to be punished!!!!
~Genma
Done. Tsunade is heading over there now. With scalpels.
~Kakashi
FUCK! Why Tsunade??!!
~Genma
Iruka’s ass blesses you.
~Kakashi
HATAKE, DON’T DOODLE STICK PEOPLE HAVING SEX ON THE SCROLL YOU RETRIEVED!!!
~Ibiki
But I need to practice before I can draw properly on the mission report…
~Kakashi
Iruka, kill him.
~Ibiki
At your service.
~Iruka
At my service??!! Oh god, I thought you’d never say that! I’m so happy now!!! It’s alright, we can take it slow. Let’s start with blowjob, okay? Okay??
~Kakashi
Can I shave him bald and castrate him first?
~Iruka
Go ahead. Remember to take a picture of him without his hair and balls.
~Ibiki
Iruka, you’re into bdsm?! I should start buying stuffs now. *nosebleed*
~Kakashi
Kakashi-sensei, if I see my handmade soldier pills in the toilet bowl again, I’ll feed it to you in another way.
~Sakura
Uh, another way doesn’t sound too nice. You see…
~Kakashi
Your handmade soldier pills taste like shit.
~Sai
Sai, see you at training ground C in 5 minutes.
~Sakura
HAHAHAHA!!! Sakura-chan is so going to kill you, Sai!!!
~Naruto
Hello there, dickless.
~Sai
FUCK YOU!!!
~Naruto
But you have no dick to do that.
~Sai
Training ground C now.
~Naruto
Hn.
~Sasuke
Bandwidth, Sasuke.
~Kakashi
Hn.
~Sasuke
Poor foolish little brother, Sasuke-virus just won’t leave you alone… How’s your Sharingan going, Kakashi?
~Itachi
I’ll kill you, Itachi.
~Sasuke
Yo, Itachi. My Sharingan is okay. Yours?
~Kakashi
My eyesight is getting bad. I need to wear spectacles when I use the computer. *sigh*
~Itachi
My condolences.
~Kakashi
Oh My Eternal Rival!!! How Can You Swear Not to Read My Journal Ever Again??!! Y-You Broke My Weak and Fragile Heart!!!! *BAWL*
~Gai
Oh Kakashi-sensei!! Please do change your mind!!! Gai-sensei’s journal is very meaningful and inspirational!! And Itachi-san, you can improve your eyesight by reading Gai-sensei’s journal because he uses green background, green fonts and green emoticons!!! Green is good for your eyes!!!
~Lee
We can’t read anything if everything is green…
~Raidou
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A/N: Dull? Funny? Boring? Hilarious? Do tell me. Next, Iruka and the epic-est mission report he ever received. Stay tuned!
Credits to shi_nii, nathcoelho and demondreams for provoking the little plot bunnies in my head!! (Yeah, just head. I don't think I have any brain.) Anyway, huge thanks to them!
http://dkprz.livejournal.com/4429.html (Ch.2)
http://dkprz.livejournal.com/4262.html (Ch.1)