LJ Entries - Kakairu style ch.10 (fanfic - final chapter)
LJ Entries - Kakairu style ch.10 (Final Chapter)
Characters: Iruka, Kakashi
Ratings: PG
Words Count: ~950 words
Summary: Title says it all. =)
Reviews and comments are always welcomed. Enjoy!
LJ Entries - Kakairu style (Chapter 10)
So, I’m single and available no more.
location: must not reveal
mood: desperate
music: none
When was the last time I updated my journal? I totally lost count. But yeah, I’m finally back.
So, I guess I owe whoever keeping up with my journal an explanation. You see, since I’m single and available no more, I kind of have to satisfy my partner in every possible way. Yes, I just said every. And yes, Kakashi is a horny bastard.
But yeah, I still love him. He’s surprisingly a very sweet and caring person underneath that sloppy façade. I’ve actually received tones of chocolates and roses from him ever since we got together, not to mention a lot of “I-love-you” and “Will-you-let-me-have-your-babies” cards. And the best part of all, he even wrote me a poem! It was a complete disaster though, as most of you would’ve expected.
Oh, and one weird thing. I just don’t phantom why the so-called genius couldn’t understand the fact that males don’t have ovaries, so males don’t produce ovum, and so males don’t get pregnant. He keeps bugging me about wanting to have my babies all day long! Seriously, could someone just hit that concept into the very airy skull of his?!
MALES. DON’T. GET. PREGNANT.
End of story, thankyouverymuch.
I’m so sick of him hiding all the condoms away because he said he wanted to have babies. And what’s worse is that bastard actually bought all the condoms in Konoha, with MY SALARY!!!
…. Damn, I think I broke a few keys on my keyboard.
Well anyway, this entry should be sufficient for now and I’ll try to be back as soon as possible. I bet that horny bastard is searching everywhere for me right now but I’m not going to give in this time. He’ll just ask for more sex anyway.
And yes, I’m being completely serious.
Hatake Kakashi NEVER gets tired in bed.
Tags: certain very HORNY asshole, my beloved
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Comments:
I thought you’re a missing-nin already. So you’re still around?
~Asuma
Oh my… Iruka, is it really you??!! Wow, I haven’t seen you in ages!
~Kurenai
Uh yeah, I’m sort of… busy. How are you guys lately?
~Iruka
We’re completely fine and I’m happily pregnant with my first baby!
~Kurenai
Really? That’s awesome!! Congratulations!!! Baby girl or baby boy?
~Iruka
Aww, thank you so much! Uh… actually we don’t know the gender either. We’re betting on that, wanna join?
~Kurenai
Iruka, I want to have your babies!!!!
P/S: Baby boy, looking more like Kurenai.
~Kakashi
Hatake, seriously, STOP.
P/S: Baby girl, hopefully will never look like Asuma.
~Iruka
Yo, Iruka! Glad to see that you’re back!
~Izumo
Iruka?? Wow, I almost couldn’t believe my eyes. Welcome back.
~Raidou
I. Never. Left.
~Iruka
Ah… whatever. We miss you lots, really!
~Izumo
Yeah, hope to see you around in the mission room again sometimes. Those bastards jounin won’t do their reports properly without you forcing them to do so.
~Raidou
Just in case you haven’t noticed, you’re one of the bastards.
~Izumo
… Ah, my bad, sorry.
~Raidou
Iruka-sensei!!!! I want my raaaaameeeen!!!
~Naruto
Why no one replies to me??!!! Iruka-sensei~~~~~
~Naruto
Hn, dobe. See you at Ichiraku.
~Sasuke
I… I didn’t interpret that wrongly, did I…?
~Naruto
No, you didn’t. My foolish little brother is officially hitting on you.
~Itachi
I’ll kill you, Itachi.
~Sasuke
It’s okay, it’s okay. Take your time. Enjoy your date!
~Itachi
Hn.
~Sasuke
Iruka-sensei?! How are you? Haven’t seen you around for so long!
~Sakura
Ah, I’m alright. How about you, Sakura-chan? Is it tough to be Hokage-sama’s student?
~Iruka
Well, it’s tough but enjoyable. I miss my genin days, the days when the awesome Iruka-sensei was my teacher.
~Sakura
Thank you so much, Sakura-chan. ^^
~Iruka
Oh right, Tsunade-sama asked me to inform you that for all the days you skipped work, those days would be left unpaid.
~Sakura
Freaking stingy old hag… No worries, Ru. I have more than enough money left for the both of us. And of course, our babies!!!
~Kakashi
Kakashi, MALES. DON’T. GET. PREGNANT.
~Iruka
Hatake, my office. NOW.
~Tsunade
Kakashi is so going to get castrated, isn’t he?
~Anko
Totally. I’ve never seen anyone who’s brave or stupid enough to address our Hokage-sama like that.
~Tsume
Wow, that’s fast. He’s here already.
~Shizune
Let us watch everything live?
~Tsume
No problem, get your webcams ready in Skype.
~Shizune
Holy mother cow…
~Tsume
Wow… That’s just… WOW….
~Anko
Uh, what happened to Kakashi?
~Iruka
Did Something Happen to My Eternal Rival???!!! Don’t Worry, My Precious Friend!!! Maito Gai, The Konoha Beautiful Green Beast, Is On The Rescue!!!! Behold The Power Of Youth!!!!
~Gai
My Deepest Apology Iruka-sensei, I Couldn’t Do a Thing to Help My Eternal Rival!!! It Was All Too Late!!! But Don’t Worry, I’ll Do 300 Laps around Konoha as Punishment!!!
~Gai
Uh, just tell me what exactly happened to Kakashi would be fine.
~Iruka
Nothing much. He’ll be back to normal after ten months.
~Tsunade
Ten… months…??!!
~Iruka
Iruka sweetheart, I want to have your babies!!! I really, really do!
~Kakashi
How many times do I need to tell yo…
WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO YOU???!!!!
~Iruka
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A/N: Whee~ My first ever completed series!!! I know I haven’t been updating for ages but yeah, I brought you all the very last chapter of this ficcie. I hope you still remember it… somehow… Anyway, comments and reviews are love, so do send me some. Thanks to everyone who reads until the very end. XOXO