pants

[dkogan]

Finding a pair of pants that pass my criteria (comfortable, loose, not altogether disfiguring) and Saffy's (whatever they may be) is a surprising challenge. The first attempt was just horrible. To the second, Saffy informed me (with considerable exasperation) that the mirror was lying to me.
Hopefully third time's the charm.
I don't think other guys have this much trouble... certainly I never have before. '-_-