hapkido

[dkogan]

Instructor: So, you can do this, or this, or this... or you can grab the thumb and whip it around --
My Thumb:
Class: @_@
Instructor: That'll be $20 for the adjustment.
Me: ... Ow.
Instructor: Oh, it doesn't hurt.
Me: ...

So now my right thumb is significantly larger than my left.

I'll miss that school.

Comments

[lunaneko]

Wow, you should sue!!!

[dkogan]

The psychological trauma is severe, true, but there are several lawyers in the class, and I don't think they'd take my side. '-_-

[lunaneko]

Ah, ok, I hope you ditched that school then.

[dkogan]

Nah - I've still got my other thumb, after all. Now, if it was something I only had one of, I'd be upset. >:)

I'll be leaving it soon enough, anyway.

[digitalemerald]

In fact, they could make the trauma much worse if they sided with the instructor.

[dkogan]

"Yes, we saw him break his own thumb, and try to blame it on Mr. Agoff. Also his arm."
"Arm? My arm is fine-" "Oh, I see."
"His arm, and his leg-"
"Fuck..."