USCIS testing date approaches

[dkogan]

David: What date was the Declaration of Independence adopted?
Saffy: 1776
David: I'm looking for a date.
Saffy: ... 1776
David: When do we celebrate Independence Day?
Saffy: July 4...
David: So when was the Declaration of Independance adopted?
Saffy: 1776!
David: When in 1776?
Saffy: 1776!
David: A month?
Saffy: 1776!
David: 1776 is not a month.
Saffy: 1776.
David: Okay, you fail that one. Next question... name some countries--
Saffy: I'm going to pursue some happiness right now!
David: Ow ow ow my back!