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So, this has been.... an eventful day. Super duper fucking eventful.
First of all, it's my birthday! Fuck yeah!
Second of all, I tried to pay my former roommate back. We had split the bills for the first two years, so I had to pay him for evening things out. Unfortunately, Bill is a motherfucking liar and piece of shit.
....It's complicated. It's difficult.
One day I will tell everybody about it. That will be when I can. That day is not today. I am sorry.
Anyway, I am a man who gets very anxious. Very anxious. I tend not to sleep well when I know something important's happening the next day. Well, y'know those commercials? The ones where kids are saying "Oh no, it's the big game and we're losing! What'll we doooooo! ....WOLVERINE!" And then Wolverine jumps out and says "Hey Bub! Whenever I need mega energy to fight mutant hunting sentinels..." and then he promotes Energade or whatever? I had a dream like that. I still didn't sleep well, and tossed and turned, but my dream was one giant-ass pro-DK pep rally. Attendees included....
1) The Adam West Batman
2) The Christian Bale Batman
3) Stephen Colbert dressed as Batman AND Thor. He had two costumes on.
4) Sarah Palin. Everybody was trying to figure out why she was there.
5) Kris Kristofferson, who was, like, Nick Nolte levels of drunk.
6) Macho Man Randy Savage. See, it's not like he was there, it's that he came back from the dead. He came back to cheer me on AND to tear down the Berlin Wall.
<3
First of all, it's my birthday! Fuck yeah!
Second of all, I tried to pay my former roommate back. We had split the bills for the first two years, so I had to pay him for evening things out. Unfortunately, Bill is a motherfucking liar and piece of shit.
....It's complicated. It's difficult.
One day I will tell everybody about it. That will be when I can. That day is not today. I am sorry.
Anyway, I am a man who gets very anxious. Very anxious. I tend not to sleep well when I know something important's happening the next day. Well, y'know those commercials? The ones where kids are saying "Oh no, it's the big game and we're losing! What'll we doooooo! ....WOLVERINE!" And then Wolverine jumps out and says "Hey Bub! Whenever I need mega energy to fight mutant hunting sentinels..." and then he promotes Energade or whatever? I had a dream like that. I still didn't sleep well, and tossed and turned, but my dream was one giant-ass pro-DK pep rally. Attendees included....
1) The Adam West Batman
2) The Christian Bale Batman
3) Stephen Colbert dressed as Batman AND Thor. He had two costumes on.
4) Sarah Palin. Everybody was trying to figure out why she was there.
5) Kris Kristofferson, who was, like, Nick Nolte levels of drunk.
6) Macho Man Randy Savage. See, it's not like he was there, it's that he came back from the dead. He came back to cheer me on AND to tear down the Berlin Wall.
<3