pig pig piggy pig

[dkeane24]

Well, i got a ticket yesterday. the cop said i didnt come to a complete stop at a stopsign and i was speeding. well it was like midnight and no one else was on the road. so of course i was speeding. but he said hed let me off with a warning for the speeding, and then he handed me a $160 ticket for not stopping at a stopsign. I slowed down to a NEAR

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Molly Polly Pocket

[anonymous]

Perhaps you feel gloomy b/c you are listening to RAT music. If you had some Disney tunes it would make you feel better! I have been pulled over 4 times and never once gotten a ticket....I use my sex appeal! Well, we could go door to door and ask if they want to donate money to orphans in Somilia then use it to pay off your ticket...then w/ the leftover you, Laura, and I will fly to Jamica (sp).....{in a plane}Well, I hope you are not gloomy anymore because all should be well in good in the world! I must leave, but oh yeah we got a call this morning...they found my aunt Gladis and uncle Henery dead in the road...turns out some crazed teen ran them over....our family is thinking about sueing! j/k Molly Polly Pocket is over and out.....fade to black!

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[dkeane24]

i tried to use my sex appeal, really i did. i flipped my hair, flashed my eyelashes, the whole bit. he told me to stop or hed write me another ticket.

Re: Molly Polly Pocket

[dkeane24]

and my sympathy to your family for the loss of your aunt and uncle. i hope they catch the jerk that did it.

[2mchpork4_1fork]

You should have pulled out your 9 and busted a cap in that pig's ass.

[dkeane24]

i was going to do just that, but then i thought.... what would NPH do?

[2mchpork4_1fork]

Very good point. NPH wouldn't do that shit.

[thethirdeye04]

hey mother fucking pig.... You know what assuages the biting pain of a legal defeat? A good old enema. Nothing fancy…just cold hard WHOOOSH! All your pain, fears, and apprehensions are flushed away like the excrement and detritus clinging to your colon walls. There’s nothing more soothing than a good enema…colonics has never been so fun!

<3 karl

[dkeane24]

id rather just have some exlax or something... same soothing sensation without the....er... insertion.

Smart schmart..

[imsothemary]

Well, I made a mistake before writing this comment. Yes, thats right I read er'one elses comments before writing this and well I don't know any big words like Jamica(thats how they spelled it), or enema however I do member hearing this word once upon a time hmm, el well. And well the other guy took the words right out of muh mouth, ahahahah...I thought it was funny que no? Well there's no time to be gloomy when there's a world full of rainbows and butterflies and mmmm pop tarts and well not to mention Golden Eggs....ahahahah! Ok well since this comment is longer then your actually entry I guess I should stop.

Roger that 10-4.
Over and out,

Offisher Laura

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[dkeane24]

hahaha. yes. Jamica is gorgeous this time a year. almost as pretty as Irland or Swedn.hahahaha, and this land of golden eggs and poptarts and butterflys sounds like paradise. mmmmmm, poptarts....

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[imsothemary]

Hey guys just b/c I can't spel dosnt meen u hav to hat on muh. Oh, on daie i wyl spel eggscellant win i is an inglish teachair.

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[imsothemary]

Oh Molly I wasn't doggin' you spell eggsaleaunt fo sho!