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I went to a haunted house tonight, and I must say, it was very disappointing. It took an hour to drive out there, and It cost twenty dollars just to get in. Then we had to wait in line for forty five min., everybody smelled because it was raining, and I saw a midget (scariest thing I saw all night). Pretty crappy start. Granted, the whole haunted house deal was about an hour, but It sucked worse than....than Karl’s face. And if you don’t know Karl, he’s very ugly. Quite unfortunate for him really. Ha. Anyway, I guess it could have been scary, If I was completely alone, and there was a real serial killer inside, If I was blind, and maybe if I was contained to a wheelchair, but even then its kind of iffy. It was the first actual haunted house experience I’ve actually had, and I was really hoping it would scare me. Maybe im just becoming desensitized to everything. I blame Christina, what with her always jumping out of closets and dark corners at me with a knife in her hand. But for some reason, fat guys in overalls carrying chainsaws just doesn’t scare me. Midgets on the other hand….
I should of just hit myself in the head with a hammer. It would have given me the same headache I had after I went through that worthless excuse for anything, and it would have been cheaper and quicker. I should of just killed karl, hung out with Christina and tiffany, and saved my $20. oh well. Life goes on. And at least I still have my constitutional rights. Eh?
-Dylan-
I should of just hit myself in the head with a hammer. It would have given me the same headache I had after I went through that worthless excuse for anything, and it would have been cheaper and quicker. I should of just killed karl, hung out with Christina and tiffany, and saved my $20. oh well. Life goes on. And at least I still have my constitutional rights. Eh?
-Dylan-