Where the fuck have you been?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA... Look at that stupid ass picture! Who the hell is that guy? Where's all his hair? Where's his man-beard? Where's the black plastic glasses? He's never on here anymore! He's never on Myspace anymore! He's disappeared!!!
"He" was bored at work and Livejournal is one of the few , um, "almost cool" sites he can get on. And "he" is doing everything "he" can to get fired at work. The following is a true story based on actual events.
I hate my job. I sit here all day and do nothing. Well, not nothing, I actually pretend to do work. Like, I grab a file in the morning, open it up, spread some papers around my desk, then I play games on Yahoo all day and at the end of the day I put the file all neatly back together and say "Yup, this file looks good." I'm praying that one day they find out that I do this, and that I fuck up MAJORLY. Well, I finally did it. I fucked up MAJORLY the other day by not looking through a file and not realizing that one of the most important documents that we need wasn't in it. So my boss got an email from our corporate offices saying that file #XXXXXXXXX was missing so and so. So I got the fwd from my boss with the message, "How did you miss this? Come in my office when you get a chance."
My first reaction was, "Oh shit!" but then I realized that I really wanted this to happen, so I cracked a smile and went into his office. He asked and I gave some bullshit line about "Oh it was so obvious that I never even looked for it, blah blah blah, and waited for the reprimanding to start. Well, if you call my boss saying, "Don't worry, I'll take of it," and then him actually taking care of it a reprimand, then I got my ass chewed the fuck out.
I don't get it. I actually want to leave this job, but I can't because I need to pay rent and buy food and drugz and hookers. And don't forget about the phone sex. That shit is expensive. So I try to do nothing and get fired. I can't even do that right.
On another note, I started writing again. I bought the Oliver Stone Collection Box Set from fye.com for like 35 bucks and watched "The Doors" the other night. It inspired me to start writing again. I'm not sure if I'm actually gonna post anything, but I think I may. We'll see.
"He" was bored at work and Livejournal is one of the few , um, "almost cool" sites he can get on. And "he" is doing everything "he" can to get fired at work. The following is a true story based on actual events.
I hate my job. I sit here all day and do nothing. Well, not nothing, I actually pretend to do work. Like, I grab a file in the morning, open it up, spread some papers around my desk, then I play games on Yahoo all day and at the end of the day I put the file all neatly back together and say "Yup, this file looks good." I'm praying that one day they find out that I do this, and that I fuck up MAJORLY. Well, I finally did it. I fucked up MAJORLY the other day by not looking through a file and not realizing that one of the most important documents that we need wasn't in it. So my boss got an email from our corporate offices saying that file #XXXXXXXXX was missing so and so. So I got the fwd from my boss with the message, "How did you miss this? Come in my office when you get a chance."
My first reaction was, "Oh shit!" but then I realized that I really wanted this to happen, so I cracked a smile and went into his office. He asked and I gave some bullshit line about "Oh it was so obvious that I never even looked for it, blah blah blah, and waited for the reprimanding to start. Well, if you call my boss saying, "Don't worry, I'll take of it," and then him actually taking care of it a reprimand, then I got my ass chewed the fuck out.
I don't get it. I actually want to leave this job, but I can't because I need to pay rent and buy food and drugz and hookers. And don't forget about the phone sex. That shit is expensive. So I try to do nothing and get fired. I can't even do that right.
On another note, I started writing again. I bought the Oliver Stone Collection Box Set from fye.com for like 35 bucks and watched "The Doors" the other night. It inspired me to start writing again. I'm not sure if I'm actually gonna post anything, but I think I may. We'll see.