Interview with Ali
I decided to interview somebody interesting, and who is more interesting than none other than my own girlfriend! Lets hear what she has to say about two important issues. Poor Ali she had no idea I was going to use her words against her on LiveJournal:
Tony: What are your thoughts on the relationship between mashed potatoes and global warming?
Ali: Well they both have very stong similarities... they're both good in small doses with various sauces, mashed potatoes with gravy and global warming with tanning oil, and when you get too much of either you get a little annoyed, but I wouldn't say that one is the cause of the other, more that they're both a result of a higher power starting out with something fun, and going too far... like government
Tony: That is an interesting philosophy. It might actually be true. What about your thoughts on the rising population of rabid chipmunks, and what can be done to stop this?
Ali: They should all be exposed to anti-rabi-radiation set up by satelites orbiting the earth that will likely induce cancer on the rest of the world's inhabitants, and then only cute chipmunks will survive, they will gain greater intelligence and rule the world better than humans do.
Tony: What are your thoughts on the relationship between mashed potatoes and global warming?
Ali: Well they both have very stong similarities... they're both good in small doses with various sauces, mashed potatoes with gravy and global warming with tanning oil, and when you get too much of either you get a little annoyed, but I wouldn't say that one is the cause of the other, more that they're both a result of a higher power starting out with something fun, and going too far... like government
Tony: That is an interesting philosophy. It might actually be true. What about your thoughts on the rising population of rabid chipmunks, and what can be done to stop this?
Ali: They should all be exposed to anti-rabi-radiation set up by satelites orbiting the earth that will likely induce cancer on the rest of the world's inhabitants, and then only cute chipmunks will survive, they will gain greater intelligence and rule the world better than humans do.