Tony Life Update

Apr 17, 2006 22:56

I suppose you are thinking "Hey. Tony never updates about his life." Well I suppose I'd probably be right. And you'd probably be right. I never update about my life. So here's a life update. So if you're expecting to be amused this time... It will only be in the sense that my life is amusing, not amusing like ketchup on pancakes. (it meakes no sense)

<*-*_~-+=>Tony's Life Update<=+-~_*-*>

Current Status: I'm currently nineteen years old, 5 foot 9 inches, and male. Yes. currently male. Also I am currently working at Aldershot Greenhouses, currently. Currently. I am currently blonde. What else am I currently? Eating currants? Currently.

Current Job: Aldershot Greenhouses, as mentioned above. Usually I will do one of the following things:



A: I will put flowers on a conveyor belt.
B: I will stack boxes.
C: I will chase people with the forklift. Particularly the Portuguese.
D: I will sweep.
E: I will text people on my phone whilst looking busy.
F: I will get yelled at by the Portuguese.

Current Living Situation: I am living with my parents. I share the car with my sister.

Current Marital Status: I am dating a girl named Alison Hill. Although I can't really say I've been on an official date with her. Heck. We never had a first date. We both forgot about it the day it was supposed to take place. But still, she is a great girl. She is caring, loving, kind, funny, crazy, thoughtful, pretty, and modest. So it is a good relationship since, as you can see, she is alot like myself. Anyways I would have to say, things are progressing rather nicely.

Recent Interesting story: l accidently lent my xbox to my friend's brother for a night (thats right, accidentally, because I forgot to take it home with me) and when it was returned to me I found out that the sticker at the front was peeling, one of my game saves had been erased, and two of my games were missing, one which he apparently sold to his friend.

It seems that in the end, this post was actually somewhat amusing in the ketchup and pancakes sense. I would have to guess that my life is somewhat like ketchup and pancakes (it makes no sense)

Hope you enjoyed. And please don't try to eat ketchup with pancakes. There's a good reason I use that analogy.

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