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I'm reaching that point in my life.
Not the one where you start going all emo and getting rebellious, and you grow strange things on your face that you just want to pop. No.
I'm talking about the other point... The point where you're just leaving your teenage years. And I think back on my teenage years, and wonder, Did I do enough stupid stuff? And the answer to that would be...
HECK YES!!!!
13 I gave Christopher one of my parent's chocolates filled with rum, and when my parents noticed it was missing, I told them that Christopher was the one stole it, and dodged all of the blame like a good sucker! Chris didn't speak to me until the next day.
14. I didn't really do alot of stupid stuff when I was 14, but I looked like THIS so it makes up for it.
15: Me and Christopher made a very gruesome video that involved a dummy and lots of ketchup. Unfortunately. All footage was lost long ago, buried with tons other tapes. I will have to find it some time. Also. I confessed that it was me who stole the rum chocolate. I was sent to my room without dinner.
16: I sneaked into a power plant with a bunch of friends, almost setting off laser alarms, and then later that night sneaking around through sewers and piling shopping carts on my youth pastor's lawn. I drank a vile concoction of: Marinara sauce, gravy, pepper, salt, diet pepsi, butter, raw egg, ground pickle, and caesar salad dressing for 30 dollars. I instantly threw up.
17: Jumping off a 30 foot cliff into water face first, ending up with two black eyes. Also, sneaking up on a couple on a hill and throwing up on purpose in front of them. Couples still make me barf!
18 A hot wing eating contest. Doused in Scotch Bonnet sauce. Needless, to say, I lost. I had to drink two glasses of milk, 3 pieces of bread, and 2 freezies after to relieve SOME of the pain. Also., later in the year, I was forced to read a very sketchy chapter of Song of Solomon in front of 150 people.
19 At a party I got a video of people punching my lights out. I also got a video of me and my cousin throwing christmas bulbs at eachother. Also, getting bottle rockets fired at me. Also. I asked Ali out.
Not the one where you start going all emo and getting rebellious, and you grow strange things on your face that you just want to pop. No.
I'm talking about the other point... The point where you're just leaving your teenage years. And I think back on my teenage years, and wonder, Did I do enough stupid stuff? And the answer to that would be...
HECK YES!!!!
13 I gave Christopher one of my parent's chocolates filled with rum, and when my parents noticed it was missing, I told them that Christopher was the one stole it, and dodged all of the blame like a good sucker! Chris didn't speak to me until the next day.
14. I didn't really do alot of stupid stuff when I was 14, but I looked like THIS so it makes up for it.
15: Me and Christopher made a very gruesome video that involved a dummy and lots of ketchup. Unfortunately. All footage was lost long ago, buried with tons other tapes. I will have to find it some time. Also. I confessed that it was me who stole the rum chocolate. I was sent to my room without dinner.
16: I sneaked into a power plant with a bunch of friends, almost setting off laser alarms, and then later that night sneaking around through sewers and piling shopping carts on my youth pastor's lawn. I drank a vile concoction of: Marinara sauce, gravy, pepper, salt, diet pepsi, butter, raw egg, ground pickle, and caesar salad dressing for 30 dollars. I instantly threw up.
17: Jumping off a 30 foot cliff into water face first, ending up with two black eyes. Also, sneaking up on a couple on a hill and throwing up on purpose in front of them. Couples still make me barf!
18 A hot wing eating contest. Doused in Scotch Bonnet sauce. Needless, to say, I lost. I had to drink two glasses of milk, 3 pieces of bread, and 2 freezies after to relieve SOME of the pain. Also., later in the year, I was forced to read a very sketchy chapter of Song of Solomon in front of 150 people.
19 At a party I got a video of people punching my lights out. I also got a video of me and my cousin throwing christmas bulbs at eachother. Also, getting bottle rockets fired at me. Also. I asked Ali out.