Fun with john
[12:09] b14ck 0u7: went to a party with my friends to our friend Aria's
[12:09] b14ck 0u7: and it was all like persian kids and minorities and people we didnt know
[12:09] Tikaon: lol
[12:09] b14ck 0u7: and I wondered if that's how like wars started in the old days
[12:10] Tikaon: LOL
[12:10] Tikaon: what happened?
[12:10] b14ck 0u7: like it would just be royalty invited to a horrible party
[12:10] b14ck 0u7: and they'd be like "FUCK YOU THIS SUCKS WERE TAKING YOU OVER"
[12:10] Tikaon: lol
[12:10] b14ck 0u7: i dunno
[12:10] b14ck 0u7: pretty sure thats why history happened
[12:10] Tikaon: bad parties?
[12:11] Tikaon: makes sense
[12:11] b14ck 0u7: becuase persian leaders had a half barrel keg and were charging 5 dollars a cup
[12:11] b14ck 0u7: pretty sure if i was a ruler of a country
[12:11] b14ck 0u7: id be taking over wherever persians natrually reside
[12:11] Tikaon: lol
[12:11] Tikaon: I don't blame you
[12:11] b14ck 0u7: like dearborn and iran or w/e the fuck
[12:11] Tikaon: and I think I'd do the same
[12:11] Tikaon: out of spite
[12:12] b14ck 0u7: yup
[12:12] b14ck 0u7: would be so sick
[12:12] b14ck 0u7: too bad people just like dont take over countries anymore
[12:12] Tikaon: try to manage a stick force while they're still recovering from their hangovers the next morning
[12:12] b14ck 0u7: well... after WWII
[12:12] Tikaon: lol
[12:12] b14ck 0u7: PRETTY BORING IMO
[12:13] b14ck 0u7: where everyone just sits around
[12:13] Tikaon: so you're saying that Hilter Annexed poland and austria because they had a bad party?
[12:13] b14ck 0u7: quite possibly is my theory
[12:13] Tikaon: lol
[12:13] Tikaon: you're a genious
[12:13] b14ck 0u7: like hitler and his beer pong buddies were invited to a polish party
[12:13] b14ck 0u7: and like it was totally gay
[12:14] b14ck 0u7: so they're like "fuck this lets go home and blitzkrieg the fuck out of them"
[12:14] b14ck 0u7: then GG
[12:14] Tikaon: lol
[12:14] b14ck 0u7: oh well, i should be go getting this like published or something
[12:14] Tikaon: yea
[12:15] Tikaon: you'd make a money on a book about it
[12:15] b14ck 0u7: people would buy it if i had a fancy cover to it too
[12:15] b14ck 0u7: would be so tight
[12:15] b14ck 0u7: would end up on like oprahs book club
[12:15] b14ck 0u7: and id have ahhhh 10 million dollars
[12:15] Tikaon: lol
[12:16] Tikaon: It'd be a fucking leather bound book
[12:16] Tikaon: made of human skin
[12:16] Tikaon: why? because you can.
[12:16] b14ck 0u7: true
[12:16] b14ck 0u7: would stand out on the shelf maybe too
[12:16] b14ck 0u7: pretty good marketing scheme
[12:18] Tikaon: the controvesery alone would make the book sell
[12:18] b14ck 0u7: http://www.myspace.com/firstbloodfb
[12:18] b14ck 0u7: pretty sure it would feature music from these gangstaz
[12:18] Tikaon: Controvesery of TRUTH
[12:18] b14ck 0u7: listen to bounce wit it
[12:18] b14ck 0u7: i am
[12:20] b14ck 0u7: such a sick tune
[12:20] b14ck 0u7: lllloooollllll
[12:20] Tikaon: lol
[12:20] Tikaon: god...
[12:20] Tikaon: this is so bad...
[12:20] Tikaon: lol
[12:20] b14ck 0u7: which makes it soooo good
[12:20] b14ck 0u7: if it was like half decent even, wouldnt be worth listening to
[12:20] Tikaon: of course
[12:20] b14ck 0u7: I GOT MORE CHEESE THAN A GRILLED CHEESE SANDWHICH
[12:21] b14ck 0u7: im gonna give them more cool comments
[12:21] Tikaon: lol
[12:23] b14ck 0u7: the internets fuckin terrible
[12:24] Tikaon: that's it's job
[12:24] b14ck 0u7: going to random myspaces makes me realize i probably shouldnt leave my house
[12:24] b14ck 0u7: since like 99% of them are legit like... bad
[12:25] b14ck 0u7: "heheh thats funny =P, me and parents go to antique auctions all the time... almost every week lol, this pic has a old feeling to it but yet happy and not like to to old ^.^"
[12:25] b14ck 0u7: " lol oh no! ^.^ I do that do so its all good heheh, is that Milk? milk is soo good =P"
[12:25] b14ck 0u7: "You look as tall as me not sure =P, 5'2 I am :-( aahhh well =P I like how you shert is pink and the flower in you're hair is pink too, kewel ^_^"
[12:25] b14ck 0u7: what a terrible person
[12:25] b14ck 0u7: leaves comments on like everything
[12:26] b14ck 0u7: and like none of them are in the slightest coherent
[12:26] b14ck 0u7: afk gonna hang myself in my garage
[12:26] b14ck 0u7: BBL
[12:27] Tikaon: lol
[12:27] Tikaon: HAVE FUN!
[12:09] b14ck 0u7: and it was all like persian kids and minorities and people we didnt know
[12:09] Tikaon: lol
[12:09] b14ck 0u7: and I wondered if that's how like wars started in the old days
[12:10] Tikaon: LOL
[12:10] Tikaon: what happened?
[12:10] b14ck 0u7: like it would just be royalty invited to a horrible party
[12:10] b14ck 0u7: and they'd be like "FUCK YOU THIS SUCKS WERE TAKING YOU OVER"
[12:10] Tikaon: lol
[12:10] b14ck 0u7: i dunno
[12:10] b14ck 0u7: pretty sure thats why history happened
[12:10] Tikaon: bad parties?
[12:11] Tikaon: makes sense
[12:11] b14ck 0u7: becuase persian leaders had a half barrel keg and were charging 5 dollars a cup
[12:11] b14ck 0u7: pretty sure if i was a ruler of a country
[12:11] b14ck 0u7: id be taking over wherever persians natrually reside
[12:11] Tikaon: lol
[12:11] Tikaon: I don't blame you
[12:11] b14ck 0u7: like dearborn and iran or w/e the fuck
[12:11] Tikaon: and I think I'd do the same
[12:11] Tikaon: out of spite
[12:12] b14ck 0u7: yup
[12:12] b14ck 0u7: would be so sick
[12:12] b14ck 0u7: too bad people just like dont take over countries anymore
[12:12] Tikaon: try to manage a stick force while they're still recovering from their hangovers the next morning
[12:12] b14ck 0u7: well... after WWII
[12:12] Tikaon: lol
[12:12] b14ck 0u7: PRETTY BORING IMO
[12:13] b14ck 0u7: where everyone just sits around
[12:13] Tikaon: so you're saying that Hilter Annexed poland and austria because they had a bad party?
[12:13] b14ck 0u7: quite possibly is my theory
[12:13] Tikaon: lol
[12:13] Tikaon: you're a genious
[12:13] b14ck 0u7: like hitler and his beer pong buddies were invited to a polish party
[12:13] b14ck 0u7: and like it was totally gay
[12:14] b14ck 0u7: so they're like "fuck this lets go home and blitzkrieg the fuck out of them"
[12:14] b14ck 0u7: then GG
[12:14] Tikaon: lol
[12:14] b14ck 0u7: oh well, i should be go getting this like published or something
[12:14] Tikaon: yea
[12:15] Tikaon: you'd make a money on a book about it
[12:15] b14ck 0u7: people would buy it if i had a fancy cover to it too
[12:15] b14ck 0u7: would be so tight
[12:15] b14ck 0u7: would end up on like oprahs book club
[12:15] b14ck 0u7: and id have ahhhh 10 million dollars
[12:15] Tikaon: lol
[12:16] Tikaon: It'd be a fucking leather bound book
[12:16] Tikaon: made of human skin
[12:16] Tikaon: why? because you can.
[12:16] b14ck 0u7: true
[12:16] b14ck 0u7: would stand out on the shelf maybe too
[12:16] b14ck 0u7: pretty good marketing scheme
[12:18] Tikaon: the controvesery alone would make the book sell
[12:18] b14ck 0u7: http://www.myspace.com/firstbloodfb
[12:18] b14ck 0u7: pretty sure it would feature music from these gangstaz
[12:18] Tikaon: Controvesery of TRUTH
[12:18] b14ck 0u7: listen to bounce wit it
[12:18] b14ck 0u7: i am
[12:20] b14ck 0u7: such a sick tune
[12:20] b14ck 0u7: lllloooollllll
[12:20] Tikaon: lol
[12:20] Tikaon: god...
[12:20] Tikaon: this is so bad...
[12:20] Tikaon: lol
[12:20] b14ck 0u7: which makes it soooo good
[12:20] b14ck 0u7: if it was like half decent even, wouldnt be worth listening to
[12:20] Tikaon: of course
[12:20] b14ck 0u7: I GOT MORE CHEESE THAN A GRILLED CHEESE SANDWHICH
[12:21] b14ck 0u7: im gonna give them more cool comments
[12:21] Tikaon: lol
[12:23] b14ck 0u7: the internets fuckin terrible
[12:24] Tikaon: that's it's job
[12:24] b14ck 0u7: going to random myspaces makes me realize i probably shouldnt leave my house
[12:24] b14ck 0u7: since like 99% of them are legit like... bad
[12:25] b14ck 0u7: "heheh thats funny =P, me and parents go to antique auctions all the time... almost every week lol, this pic has a old feeling to it but yet happy and not like to to old ^.^"
[12:25] b14ck 0u7: " lol oh no! ^.^ I do that do so its all good heheh, is that Milk? milk is soo good =P"
[12:25] b14ck 0u7: "You look as tall as me not sure =P, 5'2 I am :-( aahhh well =P I like how you shert is pink and the flower in you're hair is pink too, kewel ^_^"
[12:25] b14ck 0u7: what a terrible person
[12:25] b14ck 0u7: leaves comments on like everything
[12:26] b14ck 0u7: and like none of them are in the slightest coherent
[12:26] b14ck 0u7: afk gonna hang myself in my garage
[12:26] b14ck 0u7: BBL
[12:27] Tikaon: lol
[12:27] Tikaon: HAVE FUN!