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Teen Stereotype
Do you drink [alcohol]?: haha you wish
Do you party a lot?: not really
Do you use drugs for recreational purposes?: hells no
How often do you use the word like in an average hour?: am I supposed to count?
Do you skip classes? How often?: don’t. never have
Do you steal?: no
Do you wear inappropriate clothing?: wats clothing?
Do you drool over celebrities?: BS
Do you watch a lot of TV?: once in a while
Do you ever watch the News?: News is boring and all you ever here about is death.
Do you even care about world issues?: don’t watch the news…remember?
Do you read books often?: nope
Are you failing a lot of your classes?: none
Do you spend most of your time with your friends?: yep
Do you smoke cigarettes?: again…hells no
Do you hang out a lot in malls or at Seven Elevens?: down town is sorta like a mall
Do you often find yourself with a crush on someone?: no *soob*
Do you cuss a lot?: fuck yea…cuss..they don’t say that around here
Are you desperate to fit in?: how would they know if I did or didn’t for that matter
Are you intelligent?: I has smarts
The Goth Stereotype
Black lipstick?: nope
Black eyeliner?: nope
Black eyeshadow?: nope
Black trench coat?: nope
Black boots?: no
Black fishnets?: why would I own fishnets?
Black nail polish?: no
Heavy metal music?: fuck yeah
Marilyn Manson?: no
Kittie?: what?
Cradle of Filth?: no
Constant frown and perpetual angst?: to many big words
An atheist?: nope
Horrible home life?: mine is great
Hopelessly depressed?: never have been
Suffering with suicidal idealations?: suffering? Yea sure
Self-mutilation?: yea like I slit my wrists 18 times a day. That’s why there aren’t any cuts on my wrists
The Punk Stereotype
Plaid: disgusting
Big black boots?: no
Mohawk?: I wish
Excessive piercings? [Especially facial]: no
Loud, confident and opinionated?: hells no
Wild hair colors?: no
NOFX?: still haven’t heard em
Rancid?: take a guess
Well versed on political scandals and outrages?: no
The Girl Stereotype
Do you spend a lot of time on your appearance? I wear clothes
Have you ever been on a diet?: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
How much did you lose?: I didn’t go on a diet
Was it not so much a diet as it was an eating disorder?: IT WAS NETHEIR!!!!!
Make yourself throw up?: no
Wear make-up?: no.
Low-cut tops?: for your sake, no
Do you flip your hair when you talk, even if you don't realize it?: hellno.
Giggle a lot?: no
What's the deal with boys?: deal?
Pretty bras?: wat about em
YM, Teen, Cosmo?: who?
Are you a feminist?: no im a guy
Do you think Brad Pitt is hot?: I don’t even remember wat the guy looks like
How often do you shave your legs?: nonce
Are you emotional?: no
Would you rather...
Originality or Acceptance?: ummmmm
Independence or Companionship?: ummmmm
Stability or Freedom?: freedom
Introvert or Extrovert?: words again…big ones
Popularity or Isolation?: in the middle.
Unique or Loved?: loved
Understood or Individual?: individual.
LAYER ONE:
--Spell your name with band names.
D12 (they suck)
Oh Hiedi
U (cant think of one)
Good Charlotte
Thrice (not listen to them)
O (cant think of one)
War
N
Smash mouth
E
N
D
LAYER TWO:
-- Alias: Dougy. Doug, dog, dug, townshed, townsted, townstend, him.
-- Birth date: September 4th 1988
-- Nickname: oops. up there ^^^
-- Current Location: on the comp in the den
-- Eye Color: bkue
-- Hair Color: red but starting to get more blonder
-- Righty or Lefty: righty
-- Zodiac Sign: virgo?
LAYER THREE:
-- The shoes you wore today: nice dress shoes
-- Your weakness: being are too clingy I guess
-- Your fears: your mom
-- Your perfect pizza: a large extra your mom
-- Goal you'd like to achieve: strengthen a bit
LAYER FOUR:
-- Your most overused phrase on AIM: g2g
-- Your thoughts first wake up: school…damnit
-- Your best physical feature: my sexy short hair
-- Your bedtime: between 1030pm
-- Most missed memory: ummm
LAYER FIVE:
-- Pepsi or Coke: pepsi
-- McDonald's or Burger King: don’t care
-- Adidas or Nike: saucony and new balance
-- Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: whatever
-- Chocolate or vanilla: depends
-- Cappuccino or coffee: coffee
LAYER SIX:
-- Smoke: never
-- Cuss: didn’t you already ask this?
-- Sing: no
-- Take a shower everyday: hell yea
-- Have a crush(es): no
-- Do you think you've been in love: yes
-- Want to go to college: yes
-- Like high school: some people are cool
-- Want to get married: eventually
-- Believe in yourself: more or less
-- Get motion sickness: ???
-- Think you're attractive: that’s for you to decide
-- Think you're a health freak: me?
-- Get along with your parents: yeah
-- Play an instrument: trumpet(used to), baritone horn, nose
LAYER SEVEN:
In the past month...
-- Drank alcohol: no
-- Smoked: no
-- Done a drug: no
-- Made Out: no
-- Gone on a date: again wit the no
-- Gone to the mall?: yes finally
-- Eaten an entire box of Oreos: nope
-- Eaten sushi: sucks
-- Been on stage: a few times
-- Been dumped: nope
-- Gone skating: no
-- Made homemade cookies: no
-- Gone skinny dipping: no
-- Dyed your hair: no
-- Stolen anything: I stole marks skateboard but he didn’t notice
LAYER EIGHT:
Ever...
-- Played a game that required removal of clothing: you wish
-- If so, was it mixed company:
-- Been trashed or extremely intoxicated: no
-- Been caught "doing something": almost…
-- Been called a tease: don’t think so
-- Gotten beaten up: almost. no
-- Shoplifted: no
-- Changed who you were to fit in: probably
LAYER NINE:
-- Age you hope to be married: mid to late 20s?
-- Numbers and Names of Children: 7,000,000. Names? All of them
-- Describe your Dream Wedding: ill leave it up to the girl.
-- How do you want to die: something really cool. I
-- Where you want to go to college: who knows
-- What do you want to be when you grow up: some kinda engineer
-- What country would you most like to visit: germany you can drive fast there I hear
LAYER TEN:
-- Best eye color? Blue, green
-- Best hair color? Brown defenitly.
-- Short or long hair: long
-- Height: average
-- Best weight: average
-- Best articles of clothing: sweatshirt
-- Best first date location: anywere
-- Best first kiss location: on the floor or in a bed
LAYER ELEVEN:
-- Number of people I could trust with my life: not many
-- Number of CDs that I own: lets go count shall we
-- Number of piercings: cero
-- Number of tattoos: 0
-- Number of times my name has appeared in the newspaper?: you want me to count that also?!?!?!?
-- Number of cars your family owns: 2 will be three in year.5
Do you drink [alcohol]?: haha you wish
Do you party a lot?: not really
Do you use drugs for recreational purposes?: hells no
How often do you use the word like in an average hour?: am I supposed to count?
Do you skip classes? How often?: don’t. never have
Do you steal?: no
Do you wear inappropriate clothing?: wats clothing?
Do you drool over celebrities?: BS
Do you watch a lot of TV?: once in a while
Do you ever watch the News?: News is boring and all you ever here about is death.
Do you even care about world issues?: don’t watch the news…remember?
Do you read books often?: nope
Are you failing a lot of your classes?: none
Do you spend most of your time with your friends?: yep
Do you smoke cigarettes?: again…hells no
Do you hang out a lot in malls or at Seven Elevens?: down town is sorta like a mall
Do you often find yourself with a crush on someone?: no *soob*
Do you cuss a lot?: fuck yea…cuss..they don’t say that around here
Are you desperate to fit in?: how would they know if I did or didn’t for that matter
Are you intelligent?: I has smarts
The Goth Stereotype
Black lipstick?: nope
Black eyeliner?: nope
Black eyeshadow?: nope
Black trench coat?: nope
Black boots?: no
Black fishnets?: why would I own fishnets?
Black nail polish?: no
Heavy metal music?: fuck yeah
Marilyn Manson?: no
Kittie?: what?
Cradle of Filth?: no
Constant frown and perpetual angst?: to many big words
An atheist?: nope
Horrible home life?: mine is great
Hopelessly depressed?: never have been
Suffering with suicidal idealations?: suffering? Yea sure
Self-mutilation?: yea like I slit my wrists 18 times a day. That’s why there aren’t any cuts on my wrists
The Punk Stereotype
Plaid: disgusting
Big black boots?: no
Mohawk?: I wish
Excessive piercings? [Especially facial]: no
Loud, confident and opinionated?: hells no
Wild hair colors?: no
NOFX?: still haven’t heard em
Rancid?: take a guess
Well versed on political scandals and outrages?: no
The Girl Stereotype
Do you spend a lot of time on your appearance? I wear clothes
Have you ever been on a diet?: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
How much did you lose?: I didn’t go on a diet
Was it not so much a diet as it was an eating disorder?: IT WAS NETHEIR!!!!!
Make yourself throw up?: no
Wear make-up?: no.
Low-cut tops?: for your sake, no
Do you flip your hair when you talk, even if you don't realize it?: hellno.
Giggle a lot?: no
What's the deal with boys?: deal?
Pretty bras?: wat about em
YM, Teen, Cosmo?: who?
Are you a feminist?: no im a guy
Do you think Brad Pitt is hot?: I don’t even remember wat the guy looks like
How often do you shave your legs?: nonce
Are you emotional?: no
Would you rather...
Originality or Acceptance?: ummmmm
Independence or Companionship?: ummmmm
Stability or Freedom?: freedom
Introvert or Extrovert?: words again…big ones
Popularity or Isolation?: in the middle.
Unique or Loved?: loved
Understood or Individual?: individual.
LAYER ONE:
--Spell your name with band names.
D12 (they suck)
Oh Hiedi
U (cant think of one)
Good Charlotte
Thrice (not listen to them)
O (cant think of one)
War
N
Smash mouth
E
N
D
LAYER TWO:
-- Alias: Dougy. Doug, dog, dug, townshed, townsted, townstend, him.
-- Birth date: September 4th 1988
-- Nickname: oops. up there ^^^
-- Current Location: on the comp in the den
-- Eye Color: bkue
-- Hair Color: red but starting to get more blonder
-- Righty or Lefty: righty
-- Zodiac Sign: virgo?
LAYER THREE:
-- The shoes you wore today: nice dress shoes
-- Your weakness: being are too clingy I guess
-- Your fears: your mom
-- Your perfect pizza: a large extra your mom
-- Goal you'd like to achieve: strengthen a bit
LAYER FOUR:
-- Your most overused phrase on AIM: g2g
-- Your thoughts first wake up: school…damnit
-- Your best physical feature: my sexy short hair
-- Your bedtime: between 1030pm
-- Most missed memory: ummm
LAYER FIVE:
-- Pepsi or Coke: pepsi
-- McDonald's or Burger King: don’t care
-- Adidas or Nike: saucony and new balance
-- Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: whatever
-- Chocolate or vanilla: depends
-- Cappuccino or coffee: coffee
LAYER SIX:
-- Smoke: never
-- Cuss: didn’t you already ask this?
-- Sing: no
-- Take a shower everyday: hell yea
-- Have a crush(es): no
-- Do you think you've been in love: yes
-- Want to go to college: yes
-- Like high school: some people are cool
-- Want to get married: eventually
-- Believe in yourself: more or less
-- Get motion sickness: ???
-- Think you're attractive: that’s for you to decide
-- Think you're a health freak: me?
-- Get along with your parents: yeah
-- Play an instrument: trumpet(used to), baritone horn, nose
LAYER SEVEN:
In the past month...
-- Drank alcohol: no
-- Smoked: no
-- Done a drug: no
-- Made Out: no
-- Gone on a date: again wit the no
-- Gone to the mall?: yes finally
-- Eaten an entire box of Oreos: nope
-- Eaten sushi: sucks
-- Been on stage: a few times
-- Been dumped: nope
-- Gone skating: no
-- Made homemade cookies: no
-- Gone skinny dipping: no
-- Dyed your hair: no
-- Stolen anything: I stole marks skateboard but he didn’t notice
LAYER EIGHT:
Ever...
-- Played a game that required removal of clothing: you wish
-- If so, was it mixed company:
-- Been trashed or extremely intoxicated: no
-- Been caught "doing something": almost…
-- Been called a tease: don’t think so
-- Gotten beaten up: almost. no
-- Shoplifted: no
-- Changed who you were to fit in: probably
LAYER NINE:
-- Age you hope to be married: mid to late 20s?
-- Numbers and Names of Children: 7,000,000. Names? All of them
-- Describe your Dream Wedding: ill leave it up to the girl.
-- How do you want to die: something really cool. I
-- Where you want to go to college: who knows
-- What do you want to be when you grow up: some kinda engineer
-- What country would you most like to visit: germany you can drive fast there I hear
LAYER TEN:
-- Best eye color? Blue, green
-- Best hair color? Brown defenitly.
-- Short or long hair: long
-- Height: average
-- Best weight: average
-- Best articles of clothing: sweatshirt
-- Best first date location: anywere
-- Best first kiss location: on the floor or in a bed
LAYER ELEVEN:
-- Number of people I could trust with my life: not many
-- Number of CDs that I own: lets go count shall we
-- Number of piercings: cero
-- Number of tattoos: 0
-- Number of times my name has appeared in the newspaper?: you want me to count that also?!?!?!?
-- Number of cars your family owns: 2 will be three in year.5