Phantom Beard Syndrome

[djsean]

I shaved my beard off on Tuesday. I had that piece of facial flair for four years, and so I didn't know what to really expect when I saw myself in the mirror. Of course I had pictures of myself when I was younger, but that was four years ago. I had a lot more acne then, I was thinner, and time hadn't done what it does so well.

I catch myself stroking my face where my beard used to be. Instead of looking like a nervous habit of a beard bearing person, it just makes me look like a prat who's testing the smoothness of his skin.

Fuckhead Sean, rubbing his baby face.

-Sean