Saturday Ducal, smurfs, Alameda Sunday and then some...well the rest of the week...so far...
This last weekend was the SHIT!!! Neel and I drove up together for Alameda's Ducal Coronation ...Mustang Sally was the theme foor the car trip up thereI had a lot of fun and well as you know, I'm going to give you the run down.....We left on time for the hotel in Hayward and got to the first hotel, but turns out the bitch that was behind the counter was being a bitch and not offering us the rates at all...Bitch....Well we get over to the Hotel where we were going to stay....it was right next to caspers hot dogs and I thought of Ricky....that fat ass LOL LOL LOL!!! Well we get ready and get the room... carrying all the damn bags...big mac finds an elevvator it was SO DAMN HOT Neel and I went up stairs LOL LOL LOL!!!! We get over to hospitality where I meet the other members of the court and then something funny happens...I END UP HAVING TO DO PROTOCAL....I think that had to do with my inquiry to Sondra from the night before..well I get nervous when hella people are watching me write....I get that done and see Stockton...Ro Mark Roxy and Justin...it was cool to actually socialize and chat....Well after that Neel and I decide to go to the room...Big Mac Sandy gets ready with us and well it was interesting....the whole time I was in the bay area I had this feeling I was going to be seen by Sergio or someone I knew....didnt happen heheheheh Well I get ready and end up over at the Ducal...I was kinda nervous and then I relaxed after a shot of TEQUILA!!!! I pass out my fliers meet other Dukes and Duchess' from around (Las Vegas!!) Well it comes tome for Anjali's performance...I had to help her change......OH MY GOD!!!!! I was so fucking NERVOUS I almost trip, I then cant get Anjali's wings in her outfit....well we get it done...JUST as they call her her wing falls off nad we get it fixed....she does her performance and well...did hot, as always, after we get in the back neel thanked me I say something and we both laugh our asses off....LOL LOL LO IF you wanna know ask him!!! heheheehehe...Well, it comes time for my court walk....umm Where is Anjali.....As we were getting ready to walk, they stalled restalled and then picked up again...she was out in her car or something ...she had to use the rest room...hey...when you gotta go, you gotta go....and well, we walked.....It was cool to see my court looking at me and just made me more excited for my Ducal coming up on the 5th of August!!! Well, after a few more drinks socializing with Emmanuel and Niyah, Deneka and Jowana, it was really time to hella go....we end up over at the turf club and drink a bit...do a shot in the bathroom and then Neel and I called it a night..keep in mind when we got to the Turf club, there is a Dominos Pizza right next store to the club and when we left we decided to go in and get pizza...in drag....chicken kickers and cinna sticks.....we hovvered that shit down back in the room and knocked the fuck out!!!! AS the night went on I kept getting up every hour and falling back to sleep...according to Neel I sing the theme song to Smurf's in my sleep....must be raver day flashbacks.....the Bay Area does that shit to you you know!!!! As we readied and packed up to come home we wentto the malls in pleasanton and Tracy...Sondra's drag children are brats we all are...I had Athena and Jowana and Deneka AND ANJALI tell her I wore pants a cowboy shirt and no make-up and my crown for my walk...LOL LOL LOL So not true!!!We were supposed to have lunchola with Terry.....well I had a Delivery at my house had to get home so we 86'd lunch, came home, I did see all the fire devistation in the Altamont from the Fires last week...it was sad to see it all blackend and burned:-( crashed out got ready for the Sunday show and headed over to the Bull..I Was in my 70's get up I was cute!!!BUT I took and energy supplement!!! I WAS SO WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! AS the night progressed I ended up talking to Terry....I HAVE TO MENTION THIS LOL LOL He was looking right at me and was all SEXTACY...um SEXTACY..I wanted to fall over and die.....hw was looking at her before talking to me....I let that one go this time LOL LOL LOL...As the night came to a close and Jimmy got more and more drunk, this dude atthe corner of the bar wanted to FUCK ME Uh NO!!!! he was hella eww bad breath and the whole bit.....I let Sarah feel my tuck Job LOL LOL I ended up coming home and crashing out...AFter a wird as drem where I was being followed and threatend to be beaten I was like oh shit LOL LOL LOL!!!! I HAD hella fun....Monday was boring until late in the afternoon......AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Watched The Day After an old 80's flick about Nuclear war.....that was bout it...bedsides countin calories....LOL LOL LOL!! Today I had an orgasam in Wal-Mart....well, not literally Mommie Dearest is out on DVD RE RLEASE THe 25th Anniversary HOLLYWOOD ROYALTY!!!! I SO HAVE TO HAVE IT!!!!! I am so happy I had a great weekend and everything!!!! I'm off to bed.....NITERZ!!!..Latez!!!