Moving to a new House?
Well, we seem to have hit a snag. I got a call at 4:30 in the afternoon on Thursday saying that there was a slight problem with the loan. Keep in mind that I was supposed to be signing for the house at 11:00 the next morning. After some panicking and quite a bit of upsettedness, i was able to get the "Snag" worked out. So, now the plan is to be
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From: Hank Paulson [mailto:henrympaulson.treasury.gov@gmail.com]
Sent: Wednesday, September 24, 2008 1:27 AM
To: johnQpublic@aol.com
Subject: From Henry M. Paulson - Urgent From: Henry Paulson
Date: 9/23/2008
Subject: Urgent transaction - need your help
Bright Greetings Dear American:
I need to ask you to support an urgent and important business
relationship with a transfer of funds of great magnitude.
I am Ministry of Treasury of the
Republic of
America . My country has
had a crisis that has caused the need for a large transfer of funds
of 700 billion dollars US. If you would assist me in this transfer,
it would be most profitable to
you.
I am working with renowned Mr. Phil Gram, lobbyist for UBS, who will
be my replacement as Ministry of Treasury in January. As a Senator,
you may know him as the leader of the American banking deregulation
movement in the 1990s. This transactin is 100% safe.
This is a matter of great urgency. We need a blank check. We need the
funds as quickly as possible. We cannot directly transfer these funds
in the names of our close friends because we are constantly under
surveillance. My family lawyer advised me that I should look for
reliable and
trustworthy person who will act as a next of kin so the
funds can be transferred.
Please reply with all of your bank account, IRA and college fund
account numbers and those of your children and grandchildren
towallstreetbailout@treasury.gov so that we transfer your commission
for this transaction. After I receive you're information, I will
respond with detailed information about safeguards that will be used
to protect the funds.
Wonderful salutations to you cherish friend from
Republic of
America .
Yours Faithfully,
Minister of Treasury Paulson
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