The Jared Written Quiz
1|Screw the name, I mean we already know you. What do you want to be called?:
Love
2|And honestly, isn't the whole importance of birthdays overrated?:
YES!
3|And the zodiac, what a load of bull right?:
Indeed, I am not a fucking crab.
4|Nobody cares where you were born. Where do you want to end up being?:
Honestly? Peoria. I love that city.
5|Lets assume that you were an animal in a pet store. Which one is it?:
I'm the Monitor. I'm the black water monitor the prettiest lizard ever.
6|Have you ever done something honestly, truly, and utterly vile?:
Yes.
7|Care to tell us about it? I didn't think so.:
I was a complete ass to my ex-fiancee in every sense of it. I mean, she wasn't a fucking angel, but I hurt her a lot. And that just ain't cool.
8|Do you have an album that is a fitting soundtrack for your life?:
Third Eye Blind's three albums put to-gether hit just about everything.
9|Religious? Philosophical bents? Which?:
Philosophy. I am a idealist, transendental, with influence of Heideggarian existentialism and postmodernism, and a touch of mysticism.
10|Pick one; ninjas, pirates, or robots (no cheating amalgamations like ninja robots etc.)?:
Robots. Giant fucking robots.
11|"Know thyself?":
In the crucible sense? Isn't that just masturbation?
12|Fate and Destiny duke it out, who wins?:
Fate.
13|Do you want to swap a CD-r mix with me?:
Sure.
14|Oh, and about mixes. Got any good rules?:
The first track of every album should be beautiful.
15|Higher powers give you the knowledge that the world ends after this week, what do you do?:
Rape and pillage for three days, then get in good with God.
16|Do people get what they deserve? On a whole.:
17|"Cake or death?":
I'll have the death- WAIT, I meant cake! (You forget the followup question- GIVE OR TAKE)
18|Do you have an adult beverage of choice?:
Wine. sangria, merlot and chardoney, but oh their all so good. If not that then vodka. Fuck I guess I like liquer.
19|Has a piece of music ever moved you to tears? What was it?:
Yes. Stan Bush "You've got the touch"
20|Which game do you chose to play with Death when your time comes?:
MTG
21|Can you swim?:
Yes.
22|"You see a turtle on his back, stuck and burning up in the sun. You watch it and you do not help. Why?":
Because, any turtle who has not learned how to avoid this istuation is not the fittest.
23|Wait, what makes the number 23 important again?:
The rule of 5. Discordianism.
24|Got any choice phrases of latin for us?:
"Sunergoi Theo Esmen!" For we are fellow workers with god. GG, I'm a frat boy.
25|Plasma rifle, assault rifle, or sniper rifle?:
Plasma rifle. It just kills so nicely, and not having to reload is hotness/
26|Are you happy? Why?:
Some days. Working on getting there.
27|"It's alright for a co-worker to smoke marijuana before work as long as he does his job fine.":
Well, where I work? Cause I saw a man do a line of coke on company time last week . . .
28|Got a favorite or dream vacation?:
Someplace tropical. With my wife. Prolly a honeymoon. Or better yet, when we're 50. Damn, I have such lame dreams.
29|Daylight or night light?
Night light.
30|Whats your alignment? On a whole.:
Ack, I try to avoid this one. . . I consider that really I like to be good,but in the end- Probably lawful evil.
31|Have you dreamt of becoming a famous anything? What?:
Yes. Everything.
32|Do you own an Electrogreen CD? WHY!?:
Yeah. I dunno, I bought it years ago.
33|Does the circus make you happy or fill you with a sense of dread?:
Happy. Good times when I was a kid, decades before the world broke.
34|"The Government gives you the okay to kill six people, with no reprecussion." Who do you kill?:
Heh, right now? You know, and then. . . Hmmmm. . . the kids who tormented me way back when ( two of them), probably that one girl I don't like because of shit, that's 4 ish, got two more, eh? Shit, i may have been more honest than I needed to.
35|The country or the city?:
A city thats not too far from country.
36|So again, the world is ending. Scary or beautiful?:
Scary as all hell.
37|Got a favorite cartoon?:
No.
38|How often are you listening to sad bastard music?:
What's sad bastard music?
39|And how often are you a sad bastard?:
A lot probably.
40|Will you make a questionnaire of your own now?:
Maybe.
41|The gamelon is a valid and important instrument.:
Indeed! Go, gongs!
42|Ever have a penpal?:
Yes. A few. And I used to write letters to Laura.
43|An owl has a mouse in his talons, and is about to eat it. Are you the owl or the mouse?:
Owl.
44|The coolest Batman villian is.:
Oh, man, i don't like batman. That being said the obvious answer is Two Face. He's the importannt one- moreso than the Joker. He's got the conflicted thing going for him
45|You get to study under a great master of writing or music. Who is it? (You get one or the other, not both.):
Whose alive to-day? I'll take Emanuel Levinas.
46|Would you rather live in Atlantis, Ur, or Eden?:
Eden.
47|At the end of the campaign trail, Dubya pulls off his mask to reveal himself as an alien. How do you cope with the resounding and predictable social anarchy?:
Obviously I lock myself away in a defensible location.
48|Can you honestly shoot a friend or lover in the face if they became a zombie?:
Yes. Well, if they had pissed me off enough times in the past, and I know they are a zombie now.
49|And what exactly does happen after you die? At least, what would you expect?:
Something. We go somewhere, and learn what it all means.
50|Do you lie to yourself?:
Probably.
Love
2|And honestly, isn't the whole importance of birthdays overrated?:
YES!
3|And the zodiac, what a load of bull right?:
Indeed, I am not a fucking crab.
4|Nobody cares where you were born. Where do you want to end up being?:
Honestly? Peoria. I love that city.
5|Lets assume that you were an animal in a pet store. Which one is it?:
I'm the Monitor. I'm the black water monitor the prettiest lizard ever.
6|Have you ever done something honestly, truly, and utterly vile?:
Yes.
7|Care to tell us about it? I didn't think so.:
I was a complete ass to my ex-fiancee in every sense of it. I mean, she wasn't a fucking angel, but I hurt her a lot. And that just ain't cool.
8|Do you have an album that is a fitting soundtrack for your life?:
Third Eye Blind's three albums put to-gether hit just about everything.
9|Religious? Philosophical bents? Which?:
Philosophy. I am a idealist, transendental, with influence of Heideggarian existentialism and postmodernism, and a touch of mysticism.
10|Pick one; ninjas, pirates, or robots (no cheating amalgamations like ninja robots etc.)?:
Robots. Giant fucking robots.
11|"Know thyself?":
In the crucible sense? Isn't that just masturbation?
12|Fate and Destiny duke it out, who wins?:
Fate.
13|Do you want to swap a CD-r mix with me?:
Sure.
14|Oh, and about mixes. Got any good rules?:
The first track of every album should be beautiful.
15|Higher powers give you the knowledge that the world ends after this week, what do you do?:
Rape and pillage for three days, then get in good with God.
16|Do people get what they deserve? On a whole.:
17|"Cake or death?":
I'll have the death- WAIT, I meant cake! (You forget the followup question- GIVE OR TAKE)
18|Do you have an adult beverage of choice?:
Wine. sangria, merlot and chardoney, but oh their all so good. If not that then vodka. Fuck I guess I like liquer.
19|Has a piece of music ever moved you to tears? What was it?:
Yes. Stan Bush "You've got the touch"
20|Which game do you chose to play with Death when your time comes?:
MTG
21|Can you swim?:
Yes.
22|"You see a turtle on his back, stuck and burning up in the sun. You watch it and you do not help. Why?":
Because, any turtle who has not learned how to avoid this istuation is not the fittest.
23|Wait, what makes the number 23 important again?:
The rule of 5. Discordianism.
24|Got any choice phrases of latin for us?:
"Sunergoi Theo Esmen!" For we are fellow workers with god. GG, I'm a frat boy.
25|Plasma rifle, assault rifle, or sniper rifle?:
Plasma rifle. It just kills so nicely, and not having to reload is hotness/
26|Are you happy? Why?:
Some days. Working on getting there.
27|"It's alright for a co-worker to smoke marijuana before work as long as he does his job fine.":
Well, where I work? Cause I saw a man do a line of coke on company time last week . . .
28|Got a favorite or dream vacation?:
Someplace tropical. With my wife. Prolly a honeymoon. Or better yet, when we're 50. Damn, I have such lame dreams.
29|Daylight or night light?
Night light.
30|Whats your alignment? On a whole.:
Ack, I try to avoid this one. . . I consider that really I like to be good,but in the end- Probably lawful evil.
31|Have you dreamt of becoming a famous anything? What?:
Yes. Everything.
32|Do you own an Electrogreen CD? WHY!?:
Yeah. I dunno, I bought it years ago.
33|Does the circus make you happy or fill you with a sense of dread?:
Happy. Good times when I was a kid, decades before the world broke.
34|"The Government gives you the okay to kill six people, with no reprecussion." Who do you kill?:
Heh, right now? You know, and then. . . Hmmmm. . . the kids who tormented me way back when ( two of them), probably that one girl I don't like because of shit, that's 4 ish, got two more, eh? Shit, i may have been more honest than I needed to.
35|The country or the city?:
A city thats not too far from country.
36|So again, the world is ending. Scary or beautiful?:
Scary as all hell.
37|Got a favorite cartoon?:
No.
38|How often are you listening to sad bastard music?:
What's sad bastard music?
39|And how often are you a sad bastard?:
A lot probably.
40|Will you make a questionnaire of your own now?:
Maybe.
41|The gamelon is a valid and important instrument.:
Indeed! Go, gongs!
42|Ever have a penpal?:
Yes. A few. And I used to write letters to Laura.
43|An owl has a mouse in his talons, and is about to eat it. Are you the owl or the mouse?:
Owl.
44|The coolest Batman villian is.:
Oh, man, i don't like batman. That being said the obvious answer is Two Face. He's the importannt one- moreso than the Joker. He's got the conflicted thing going for him
45|You get to study under a great master of writing or music. Who is it? (You get one or the other, not both.):
Whose alive to-day? I'll take Emanuel Levinas.
46|Would you rather live in Atlantis, Ur, or Eden?:
Eden.
47|At the end of the campaign trail, Dubya pulls off his mask to reveal himself as an alien. How do you cope with the resounding and predictable social anarchy?:
Obviously I lock myself away in a defensible location.
48|Can you honestly shoot a friend or lover in the face if they became a zombie?:
Yes. Well, if they had pissed me off enough times in the past, and I know they are a zombie now.
49|And what exactly does happen after you die? At least, what would you expect?:
Something. We go somewhere, and learn what it all means.
50|Do you lie to yourself?:
Probably.