...AND FUCKING PERVERTED AS HELL SHIT. Just.
W. T. F. 'Shit Yamada-san, we can get our gropage on the trains anymore!'
'Not to fear Tanaka-san... I know a place we can go...and you don't even need to order champagne...'
...if i go to japan, i'm wearing pants and sporting mace. i'll wear that shit on a bandolier so the guys know not to fuck with me because i will make them regret it.