**Happy Productive Mode Engaged**
***dramatic irony mode initiated***
(insert cheesy 1970s Industry Canada film music)
Look at this Canadian worker go! See how new pharmaceutical seratonin balancing technology allows this happy canadian worker be productive and happy! Aren't you big guy?
(I turn to the camera, give a big thumbs up and a wink)
See how he fails to stop and ponder 'Why bother?'. See how he chooses to care, diligently keeping his nose to the grindstone - earning money so he too can contribute in the economy of Our True North, Strong and Free! Watch him save! Watch him pay taxes! Note the lack of dark circles under his eyes as he whistles his way across town.
(whistling)
See how he goes home in the evening and loves to clean filthy cat boxes! Thats right Johnny-On-The-Ball! Keep up the good work!
***********************************
*engage fully functional cog mode*
***********************************
*engage complicity mode* **machine function downloaded and accepted** **earning and rendering as appropriate mode engaged**
*********************************************************
*engage acceptance of lot in life mode* **love accepted**
*acceptance of self mode initiiated*
*program engaged*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
(insert cheesy 1970s Industry Canada film music)
Look at this Canadian worker go! See how new pharmaceutical seratonin balancing technology allows this happy canadian worker be productive and happy! Aren't you big guy?
(I turn to the camera, give a big thumbs up and a wink)
See how he fails to stop and ponder 'Why bother?'. See how he chooses to care, diligently keeping his nose to the grindstone - earning money so he too can contribute in the economy of Our True North, Strong and Free! Watch him save! Watch him pay taxes! Note the lack of dark circles under his eyes as he whistles his way across town.
(whistling)
See how he goes home in the evening and loves to clean filthy cat boxes! Thats right Johnny-On-The-Ball! Keep up the good work!
***********************************
*engage fully functional cog mode*
***********************************
*engage complicity mode* **machine function downloaded and accepted** **earning and rendering as appropriate mode engaged**
*********************************************************
*engage acceptance of lot in life mode* **love accepted**
*acceptance of self mode initiiated*
*program engaged*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*