Oh look it's meme time...
Lovingly borrowed from tokenblkgirl
Because procrastination is what I do:
Give me a pairing and I will tell you:
1. What they most commonly do during sex
2. Who has prettier hair
3. What they argue about most often
4. Who'd cope best if the other one died
5. The happiest plausible happily-ever-after I can think of for them.