你是华人吗！！
And I'm not doing my homework despite I have to pass it up 8 hours later. And I'm supposedly staying up this late, read : 4.50am, to finish my homework. UHG!! WHY DO I HAVE LAZY SICKNESS!!
Quiz, I think. *Steals!!*
British
[] You drink a lot of tea.
[] You know what a brolly is.
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[ ] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[x] You use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell."
[x] Fish and Chips are yummy.
[] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
[x] Its football... not soccer.
Total: 3
Australian
[x] You wear flip flops all year.
[ ] You call flip flops thongs not flip flops.
[ ] You love a backyard Barbie.
[] You know a Barbie is not a doll. (......Barbie...is not a doll?!?!?)
[x] You love the beach.
[x] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[ ] You're a sports fanatic.
[] You are tanned.
[ ] You're a bit of a bogan.
[ ] You have an Australian something
Total: 3
Italian
[ ] The Sopranos is a great show.
[ ] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[ ] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[ ] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[] You know Italian songs.
[x] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[] You speak some Italian.
[x] You are under 5'10''
[ ] You know what an Italian horn is
[x] Pizza/spaghetti/pasta is the best food in the world!
[x] You talk with your hands.
Total: 4
Spanish
[ ] You say member instead of Remember.
[] You speak Spanish or some.
[ ] You like tacos.
[ ] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr.
[ ] You are dark skinned.
[] You know what a Puta is.
[x] You talk fast occasionally.
[] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[ ] You know what platanos are.
Total: 1
Russian
[ ] You say villain as: Vee-lon.
[x] You get short tempered.
[] You know of somebody named Natasha.
[] You get cold easily.
[x] Rain is fun for you.
[ ] You get into contests all the time.
[x] You can easily make do with the cold weather.
Total: 3
Irish
[ ] You think beer is the best.
[x] You have a bad temper.
[x] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y.
[] You have blue or green eyes.
[x] You like the color green.
[ ] You have been to a st. paddy’s day party.
[] You have a family member from Ireland.
[] You have blonde hair.
[] You have/had freckles.
[] Your family get together-s always include drinking and singing.
Total: 3
African American
[ ] You say nigga/nukka casually
[ ] You have nappy hair.
[x] You like rap.
[ ] You know how to shoot a gun
[x] You think President George Walker Bush is racist. (An idiot more like it, but racist fits as well :33)
[x] You like chicken.
[x] You like watermelon.
[] You can dance.
[ ] You can 'sing' gospel.
Total: 4
Asian
[] You have slanty/small eyes.
[x] You like rice a lot.
[] You are good at maths.
[x] You have played the piano.
[x] You have family from Asia.
[x] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[x] Most people think you're Chinese.
[ ] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[ ] You go to Baulko.
Total: 5
German
[] You like bread.
[] You think German Chocolate is good. (I think any chocolate is good)
[] You Speak some German. (Uh, Guten Mornin?)
[] You know what Schnitzel is. (Pretzel?)
[] You hate it when stupid people call you a Nazi.
[] You went to Pre-school.
[x] You're over 5'2
Total: 1
Canadian
[ ] You like/play/played hockey.
[ ] You love beer.
[x] You say eh.
[ ] You know what poutine is.
[] You speak some French.
[ ] You love Tim Horton's.
[] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[ ] You watch/watched degrassi.
Total: 1
American
[ ] You hate foreigners.
[ ] You hate non - Christians.
[x] You're lazy.
[ ] You are not cultured.
[ ] You hate abortion.
[] But love the death penalty.
[ ] You don't read.
[ ] You shop at Wal-Mart.
[] You think this survey is rather biased.
Total: 1
Japanese
[] You say "Eeeeeeeeh?" to anything remotely strange.
[] You ride a bicycle, train, or combination of the two to work.
[x] You think raw fish and rice is the best food combination ever.
[x] You cover your mouth when you laugh.
[x] You slurp your noodles
[] You've dyed you're hair a lighter color.
[x] You rather text message than call someone.
[] You keep your place neat.
[ ] You wear a bandana when you are protesting or studying.
[] You bow when you greet someone new.
Total: 4
Chinese
[x] You know all 12 animals in the Zodiac
[] You have a calendar, which you rip off each day
[x] You look good in red
[] Only talkative with friends but not with others
[x ] Know/practice feng shui
[] Have fairly long hair.
[x] Can speak some Mandarin.
[x] Can write with a brush
[x] Keep potted plants
[x] Played ping pong before
Total: 7
Korean
[x] Can take spicy foods
[x] Know what 'Sarangheyo' means
[] You can be sometimes rude and outspoken
[ ] You can sing really good
[x] You prefer Love/Hate relationships. (Can anyone say angst? 8D)
[] You like watching romance. (Unless it is rated X!!)
[ ] You family owns/runs a store
[ ] You have natural full pink lips
[ ] You know someone with Kim as their last name.
[ ] You've threatened someone by saying you'll bury them
Total: 3
Ooh, Chinese pwnz all with 7!! And 7 is my favourite number!!! <333
NEW ARMSTRONG JET CYCLONE ARMSTRONG!!!!!!!!!
Quiz, I think. *Steals!!*
British
[] You drink a lot of tea.
[] You know what a brolly is.
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[ ] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[x] You use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell."
[x] Fish and Chips are yummy.
[] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
[x] Its football... not soccer.
Total: 3
Australian
[x] You wear flip flops all year.
[ ] You call flip flops thongs not flip flops.
[ ] You love a backyard Barbie.
[] You know a Barbie is not a doll. (......Barbie...is not a doll?!?!?)
[x] You love the beach.
[x] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[ ] You're a sports fanatic.
[] You are tanned.
[ ] You're a bit of a bogan.
[ ] You have an Australian something
Total: 3
Italian
[ ] The Sopranos is a great show.
[ ] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[ ] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[ ] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[] You know Italian songs.
[x] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[] You speak some Italian.
[x] You are under 5'10''
[ ] You know what an Italian horn is
[x] Pizza/spaghetti/pasta is the best food in the world!
[x] You talk with your hands.
Total: 4
Spanish
[ ] You say member instead of Remember.
[] You speak Spanish or some.
[ ] You like tacos.
[ ] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr.
[ ] You are dark skinned.
[] You know what a Puta is.
[x] You talk fast occasionally.
[] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[ ] You know what platanos are.
Total: 1
Russian
[ ] You say villain as: Vee-lon.
[x] You get short tempered.
[] You know of somebody named Natasha.
[] You get cold easily.
[x] Rain is fun for you.
[ ] You get into contests all the time.
[x] You can easily make do with the cold weather.
Total: 3
Irish
[ ] You think beer is the best.
[x] You have a bad temper.
[x] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y.
[] You have blue or green eyes.
[x] You like the color green.
[ ] You have been to a st. paddy’s day party.
[] You have a family member from Ireland.
[] You have blonde hair.
[] You have/had freckles.
[] Your family get together-s always include drinking and singing.
Total: 3
African American
[ ] You say nigga/nukka casually
[ ] You have nappy hair.
[x] You like rap.
[ ] You know how to shoot a gun
[x] You think President George Walker Bush is racist. (An idiot more like it, but racist fits as well :33)
[x] You like chicken.
[x] You like watermelon.
[] You can dance.
[ ] You can 'sing' gospel.
Total: 4
Asian
[] You have slanty/small eyes.
[x] You like rice a lot.
[] You are good at maths.
[x] You have played the piano.
[x] You have family from Asia.
[x] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[x] Most people think you're Chinese.
[ ] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[ ] You go to Baulko.
Total: 5
German
[] You like bread.
[] You think German Chocolate is good. (I think any chocolate is good)
[] You Speak some German. (Uh, Guten Mornin?)
[] You know what Schnitzel is. (Pretzel?)
[] You hate it when stupid people call you a Nazi.
[] You went to Pre-school.
[x] You're over 5'2
Total: 1
Canadian
[ ] You like/play/played hockey.
[ ] You love beer.
[x] You say eh.
[ ] You know what poutine is.
[] You speak some French.
[ ] You love Tim Horton's.
[] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[ ] You watch/watched degrassi.
Total: 1
American
[ ] You hate foreigners.
[ ] You hate non - Christians.
[x] You're lazy.
[ ] You are not cultured.
[ ] You hate abortion.
[] But love the death penalty.
[ ] You don't read.
[ ] You shop at Wal-Mart.
[] You think this survey is rather biased.
Total: 1
Japanese
[] You say "Eeeeeeeeh?" to anything remotely strange.
[] You ride a bicycle, train, or combination of the two to work.
[x] You think raw fish and rice is the best food combination ever.
[x] You cover your mouth when you laugh.
[x] You slurp your noodles
[] You've dyed you're hair a lighter color.
[x] You rather text message than call someone.
[] You keep your place neat.
[ ] You wear a bandana when you are protesting or studying.
[] You bow when you greet someone new.
Total: 4
Chinese
[x] You know all 12 animals in the Zodiac
[] You have a calendar, which you rip off each day
[x] You look good in red
[] Only talkative with friends but not with others
[x ] Know/practice feng shui
[] Have fairly long hair.
[x] Can speak some Mandarin.
[x] Can write with a brush
[x] Keep potted plants
[x] Played ping pong before
Total: 7
Korean
[x] Can take spicy foods
[x] Know what 'Sarangheyo' means
[] You can be sometimes rude and outspoken
[ ] You can sing really good
[x] You prefer Love/Hate relationships. (Can anyone say angst? 8D)
[] You like watching romance. (Unless it is rated X!!)
[ ] You family owns/runs a store
[ ] You have natural full pink lips
[ ] You know someone with Kim as their last name.
[ ] You've threatened someone by saying you'll bury them
Total: 3
Ooh, Chinese pwnz all with 7!! And 7 is my favourite number!!! <333
NEW ARMSTRONG JET CYCLONE ARMSTRONG!!!!!!!!!