Dec 15, 2013 17:17
So we were arguing about the new Saturday shift, and wondering who was going to take it Next Saturday (the 21st) Obviously not me, I'll be on a plane to WA. Not Sue, because she's taking this Saturday, that left my Boss and Effie. So they start the polite "no, I'll take it if you have things to do" "no, no, I'll take it so you don't have to come to town." which soon turned into a yelling, bickering match until I brought out a coin. There is still much bickering but my boss says, "Fine! Heads!" and I flip it.... No joke, the coin landed on it's edge! We all had a good laugh so I picked it up and flipped it again. "HEADS!" and my boss goes "YES! What was I doing for heads again?"
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New classified Job listing:
Wanted:
Non-Destructive Testing Engineer
I wonder What a Destructive Testing Engineer does?
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Secret Santa
So Back in October, Roo and I were doing some girly shopping. We went to Torrids and giggled and bought sexy panties. Then we went to Hot Topic to look at Halloween costumes. We were still giggly, 'cause I hadn't been out and about with another girl since J had come to town, and we found the cutest pair of lacy, sexy panties with a Ouji Board printed on them. We were laughing and holding them up on each other when the new hire from my work walked up behind me and said "Hi, Jonica" and I turned around, still holding sexy panties, and a bag full of more sexy panties with skulls on them.... and said 'Hi' back to him. I was able to keep a strait face, have a littel chit-chat, say goodbye, and wait 'til I was in the car before utter mortification hit. A few minutes of "Oh god, I have to work with that man, and it's bad enough he's been my eye candy the last few weeks, but AAAHHH!" I felt better, went on with my weekend and hoped neither of us would ever mention it again....
3 MONTHS LATER...
it's Secret Santa time! Guess who I have to Secret Santa for! There's only one thing I can think of to get him... ;)
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