I ran into a door
I'm going out with a friend of mine tonight. Earlier, I came walking down the stairs, all dressed up, carrying my 4" heels.
PA: Dang, trying to pick somebody up?
Me: Yeah, maybe I'll find someone who'll have a conversation after 8 o'clock.
PA: Well, if you do, make sure you put the book down so you can hear him.
Me: :P
Later, I was strutting through the kitchen...
PA: Don't come home with any numbers.
Me: Oh, I'll throw them away. I'm just in it for the free drinks. Hold these, will you?
PA: Let's see how many guys you can pick up with a black eye.
PA: Dang, trying to pick somebody up?
Me: Yeah, maybe I'll find someone who'll have a conversation after 8 o'clock.
PA: Well, if you do, make sure you put the book down so you can hear him.
Me: :P
Later, I was strutting through the kitchen...
PA: Don't come home with any numbers.
Me: Oh, I'll throw them away. I'm just in it for the free drinks. Hold these, will you?
PA: Let's see how many guys you can pick up with a black eye.