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[djinni_tricks]

Oh my poor essence... Kitty, I am never trusting you to feed me if I'm ever human again. That alchohol stuff is obviously some kind of horrible poison meant to kill someone slowly. I can't understand why you like it so much.

On an even worse note, the weakness is back. I believe I will take a nap.

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[kittyjones]

Come on, you seemed to be enjoying it an awful lot yesterday! You even sang a song - I think it was Egyptian? Whatever it was, you were very, errr... merry. And yes, before you ask, I did manage to take a few pictures. Several pictures. Don't worry, I'll keep them safe.

I'd offer to make you a cup of tea to cure the hangover, but you're back to not eating or drinking, so... a nap might not be a bad idea.

[djinni_tricks]

Oh dear lord... I sang? I will find those pictures and destroy them. And after that I will be finding something with which to harm you with.

...After a nap of course.

[kittyjones]

You did, yes. You should do it more often, you have a lovely singing voice. I'm very good at hiding things, I doubt you'll ever find them. And the sharpest thing you'd probably be able to find around the flat at the moment is a pencil, so there goes your plan of hurting me.

...Naturally. I'm still looking for ways to... I think I'm on the right track. Don't worry.

[djinni_tricks]

I'll just search your room when you're shagging with Nat not in the apartment. Pencils can be sharpened.

...Don't worry, I think eating yesterday bolstered my essence. Take your time.

[kittyjones]

Search my room? That's a little extreme! They were nice pictures! And when wouldn't I be in the flat?

I'm shaking with fear. A rampant djinn with a sharp pencil. It's the stuff apocalypses are made of.

...Good, I'm glad. But really, I have a plan. It won't be long.

[djinni_tricks]

I was drunk, I cannot allow those picture fall into the wrong hands. What would happen if Queezle Faquarl Ptolemy someone found them?

As for not being in the flat, I'll put this delicately. You won't be in the flat when you're spending time with Nathaniel.

What is your plan?

[kittyjones]

Come on, I swear, I'll protect them with my very life! I promise, we'll be the only ones to look at them, to laugh at them, all that stuff. You look sweet, with that insanely happy grin plastered over your face.

When I'm... well, errr, I spend time with him sometimes, I suppose. We're friends, you know.

I've been talking to... someone. I think we can make a deal of sorts. He'll be able to help, I'm sure of it.

Private to Kitty

[djinni_tricks]

I still want those pictures destroyed. If they exist, then there is a chance they will be seen by someone other than you.

Oh for the love of... I'm done being delicate. I forgot how thick you could be. I know that you and Nathaniel are shagging, and frequently at that. I can see it your aura.

Private to Bartimaeus

[kittyjones]

You doubt my abilities. I'm ex-Resistance, remember? I'll take them to my grave.

You... I... we're...

You can see it in my... So you mean that every time we've... you've... oh. We... frequently? Not that frequently. Well. Maybe. I... so you've kn-known for a while, then?

Private to Kitty

[djinni_tricks]

I'll send those pictures to an early grave.

Every single time. I've known since the beginning, I'm not blind, no matter how much my powers may have diminished.

Private to Bartimaeus

[kittyjones]

Touché. But honestly, you're such a child sometimes.

Every... from the... I... I never thought you were blind, I just thought that we were... subtle? I was planning on telling you, you know. Eventually. I just... sorry.