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Why don't I liven up my livejournal a bit. It's time I talk about things that really fuel my thoughts for the day.
Like ANDY BAALERUD. You dipshit. Last night in my dream we were on our way down to Florida when I dozed off in the car. Then, when I awoke, you informed me we were at the ocean. I got up and sure 'nuff, there was the beach...the friggin beach that was covered in snow. Fuckin Andy had driven the wrong way and taken us up to Maine. I knew I shouldn't have trusted him to drive. Yet another sign to rely on trusty trail blazer, not POS car that hit my pretty truck while parked in a driveway.
What I learned yesterday while doing reverse transcriptase and polymerase chain reactions at work: infants girls masturbate with their car seats.
Oh, and one last cheerful thing. I get to spend this Christmas answering phone calls at the listening ear. No one else was able to cover that shift, so I volunteered. Who knows, maybe I'll make a difference in someone's life that day. Maybe I'll even save a life. Or I could sit and talk to the regular schizophrenics who call all day.
Here goes a presentation I am completely BSing. I heart presentations.
Like ANDY BAALERUD. You dipshit. Last night in my dream we were on our way down to Florida when I dozed off in the car. Then, when I awoke, you informed me we were at the ocean. I got up and sure 'nuff, there was the beach...the friggin beach that was covered in snow. Fuckin Andy had driven the wrong way and taken us up to Maine. I knew I shouldn't have trusted him to drive. Yet another sign to rely on trusty trail blazer, not POS car that hit my pretty truck while parked in a driveway.
What I learned yesterday while doing reverse transcriptase and polymerase chain reactions at work: infants girls masturbate with their car seats.
Oh, and one last cheerful thing. I get to spend this Christmas answering phone calls at the listening ear. No one else was able to cover that shift, so I volunteered. Who knows, maybe I'll make a difference in someone's life that day. Maybe I'll even save a life. Or I could sit and talk to the regular schizophrenics who call all day.
Here goes a presentation I am completely BSing. I heart presentations.