procrastinating
a little silly humour to brighten up your wednesday... or whatever day you read this ;)...
Most of these are incredibly stupid.... at the very least... I have attempted to put the dullest unfuniest jokes infront of you..Infact some of these aren't even jokes.. they are more like clever sayings... or just smothing I would say that is incredibly stupid. Enjoy.
"Oh you hate your job? Theres a support group for that, its called EVERYBODY and they meet at the bar."
"Move your vowels every day or you'll get consonated."
"Crime doesn't pay... does that mean my job is a crime?"
"DAM: Mothers Against Dyslexia."
"Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It's just stale bread to begin with"
"Tact is the ability to close your mouth before someone else wants to."
"Black holes suck."
"This mind intentionally left blank."
"Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?"
"Running feels awful, but it will let you live longer...
So, life will feel awful, but at least it will last longer."
"Don't rush me. I get paid by the hour."
"Would a fly without wings be called a walk?"
"If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?"
ok ok.. I'll stop. I hope you cried at how painfully bad these were.
Most of these are incredibly stupid.... at the very least... I have attempted to put the dullest unfuniest jokes infront of you..Infact some of these aren't even jokes.. they are more like clever sayings... or just smothing I would say that is incredibly stupid. Enjoy.
"Oh you hate your job? Theres a support group for that, its called EVERYBODY and they meet at the bar."
"Move your vowels every day or you'll get consonated."
"Crime doesn't pay... does that mean my job is a crime?"
"DAM: Mothers Against Dyslexia."
"Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It's just stale bread to begin with"
"Tact is the ability to close your mouth before someone else wants to."
"Black holes suck."
"This mind intentionally left blank."
"Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?"
"Running feels awful, but it will let you live longer...
So, life will feel awful, but at least it will last longer."
"Don't rush me. I get paid by the hour."
"Would a fly without wings be called a walk?"
"If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?"
ok ok.. I'll stop. I hope you cried at how painfully bad these were.