Mem, Mem
Yesterday, I had the worst fortune cookie I have ever had.
Worse than (and these are all true):
-You will soon come into the acquisition of new clothes.
-An admirer is concealing his affection for you.
-Sandy beaches are in your future. (2 weeks AFTER I got back from Hawaii)
-You will have a party.
My fortune cookie read:
"You may be hungry soon: Order a takeout now."
ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?!?!?!?!
What a load of food-stereotyping clever marketing horse shit!
Shame on you, fortune cookie manufacturers, your clever attempts to make me buy more Chinese food were in vain. The $5 toasted sub combo deal at Arby's was far more enticing and available when I got out of work, so nyah.
Worse than (and these are all true):
-You will soon come into the acquisition of new clothes.
-An admirer is concealing his affection for you.
-Sandy beaches are in your future. (2 weeks AFTER I got back from Hawaii)
-You will have a party.
My fortune cookie read:
"You may be hungry soon: Order a takeout now."
ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?!?!?!?!
What a load of food-stereotyping clever marketing horse shit!
Shame on you, fortune cookie manufacturers, your clever attempts to make me buy more Chinese food were in vain. The $5 toasted sub combo deal at Arby's was far more enticing and available when I got out of work, so nyah.