Bob made me do it...
It's called "The ABCs of __________." Only it's your name instead of the blank. Look, just do it, okay? I even posted mine, just for you:
The ABCs of Rey
A - Age: 3 and some change (in dog years)
B - Bed size: full (but it could be fuller, ladies)
C - Chore you hate: Laundry (a laundry bag full of my jeans has to weigh like 40 pounds)
D - Dog's name: Had one names Charlie when I was young. Since then I have had fish (not really a pet person) Though if I ever get a house I will consider getting a rottweiler (they are so pretty).
E - Essential start your day item: Diet Coke (I don't like the taste, it's a chemical addiction).
F - Favorite color: Black (it's slenderizing, hides stains, is classicly stylish, and goes with almost anything... plus most things have some version that comes in black, from cars to staplers to underwear).
G - Gold or Silver: Silver, gold is so tacky
H - Height: 6' 00"
I - Instruments you play: The Flute
J - Job title: Full time Teacher and Student
K - Kids: None (and hopefully it stays that way for a long time)
L - Living arrangements: Apartment I can't afford, woo!
M - Mom's name: Sonia (like the rose and not Red Sonya)
N - Nicknames: Rey (my full name is Reynaldo), Rey-Rey, Shini, Shin Cup, Jaba, Tons of Fun, Lunchbox
O - Overnight hospital stay other than birth: None, F*** the Hospital
P - Pet Peeve: People who have to be right and everybody else is stupid to them
Q - Quote from a movie: "Oh F***, I just shot Marvin in the face!"
R - Right or left handed: Right
S - Siblings: Sister and Mr. Bro-Jangles (he's my brother in law)
T - Time you wake up: Usually seven or eight, but really I just hate waking up, ever.
U - Underwear: Boxer-briefs, or what my friend Adrianna would call "man-ties" usually black or stripey black/grey, ooh and I have a pair that says "Mon of Steel" with the Superman logo.
V - Vegetable you dislike: Corn (though i like it popped or roasted on the cob with season salt)
W - Workout style: strapping like 30 pounds in weight to myself and then just wandering for an hour or two; Dance-Dance Revolution
X - X-rays you've had: Molars! and my right ankle, and I think they did some kind of scan on my stomach because they thought i had ulcers.
Y - Yesterday's best and worst moment: Finishing the last day of teaching for the summer, then going home to finish my last translation for my Spanish class.
Z - Zoo favorite: Penguins (though they no longer have them at the San Antonio zoo), and the Komodo Dragon (which is at the San Antonio zoo, I guess he ate the penguins)
There Bob, you happy?
The ABCs of Rey
A - Age: 3 and some change (in dog years)
B - Bed size: full (but it could be fuller, ladies)
C - Chore you hate: Laundry (a laundry bag full of my jeans has to weigh like 40 pounds)
D - Dog's name: Had one names Charlie when I was young. Since then I have had fish (not really a pet person) Though if I ever get a house I will consider getting a rottweiler (they are so pretty).
E - Essential start your day item: Diet Coke (I don't like the taste, it's a chemical addiction).
F - Favorite color: Black (it's slenderizing, hides stains, is classicly stylish, and goes with almost anything... plus most things have some version that comes in black, from cars to staplers to underwear).
G - Gold or Silver: Silver, gold is so tacky
H - Height: 6' 00"
I - Instruments you play: The Flute
J - Job title: Full time Teacher and Student
K - Kids: None (and hopefully it stays that way for a long time)
L - Living arrangements: Apartment I can't afford, woo!
M - Mom's name: Sonia (like the rose and not Red Sonya)
N - Nicknames: Rey (my full name is Reynaldo), Rey-Rey, Shini, Shin Cup, Jaba, Tons of Fun, Lunchbox
O - Overnight hospital stay other than birth: None, F*** the Hospital
P - Pet Peeve: People who have to be right and everybody else is stupid to them
Q - Quote from a movie: "Oh F***, I just shot Marvin in the face!"
R - Right or left handed: Right
S - Siblings: Sister and Mr. Bro-Jangles (he's my brother in law)
T - Time you wake up: Usually seven or eight, but really I just hate waking up, ever.
U - Underwear: Boxer-briefs, or what my friend Adrianna would call "man-ties" usually black or stripey black/grey, ooh and I have a pair that says "Mon of Steel" with the Superman logo.
V - Vegetable you dislike: Corn (though i like it popped or roasted on the cob with season salt)
W - Workout style: strapping like 30 pounds in weight to myself and then just wandering for an hour or two; Dance-Dance Revolution
X - X-rays you've had: Molars! and my right ankle, and I think they did some kind of scan on my stomach because they thought i had ulcers.
Y - Yesterday's best and worst moment: Finishing the last day of teaching for the summer, then going home to finish my last translation for my Spanish class.
Z - Zoo favorite: Penguins (though they no longer have them at the San Antonio zoo), and the Komodo Dragon (which is at the San Antonio zoo, I guess he ate the penguins)
There Bob, you happy?