Things to know if you ever meet me!
Keep quiet and people will think you a philosopher.
-Latin Proverb
I have come to understand when you first meet me, I am quiet and reserved. This has to do with the fact I get shy when I meet new people. I have heard over the weekend someone say to me, "When I first met you; you were so quiet". Yeah I get that way, then shortly after I don't shut the heck up. I swear you will wish that I could shut up for at least five minutes. I wish that I could shut up sometime.
I like my low self esteem! This is one time that I like to live in my delusional fantasy world. Plus when I describe myself as swamp thing, I give myself a little smile. Come on take a look at him.
Who doesn't want to be swamp thing. Look at him, he gets the girls. Who doesn't want to get the girl? Plus I think it would be fun, I mean I could make friends will all those friendly swamp land creatures. Like...um... Toads...and...other swamp things. Plus if you don't feel that way, I've already win. If you do, then I can't fall any farther.
The last and most important thing to know about me. Once I get past being quiet, the craziest crap comes out of my mouth. My mind races all day with images that would make most sane men weep to their mothers. Even if I don't say anything assume that my mind is in a fantasy world where dolphins are the true rulers of the world and they hold their power with their secret guard of lemurs. Dare to challenge the dolphins, those lemurs with do whatever it is that lemurs can do to hurt people. Thoughts like that roll through my head.
There are probably other things, but I'll have to surprise you when we meet. That or, ... Yeah I don't know how to finish that sentence, and I am to lazy to delete, so ha. Eat that English teachers. That is a sentence that isn't a sentence.
-Latin Proverb
I have come to understand when you first meet me, I am quiet and reserved. This has to do with the fact I get shy when I meet new people. I have heard over the weekend someone say to me, "When I first met you; you were so quiet". Yeah I get that way, then shortly after I don't shut the heck up. I swear you will wish that I could shut up for at least five minutes. I wish that I could shut up sometime.
I like my low self esteem! This is one time that I like to live in my delusional fantasy world. Plus when I describe myself as swamp thing, I give myself a little smile. Come on take a look at him.
Who doesn't want to be swamp thing. Look at him, he gets the girls. Who doesn't want to get the girl? Plus I think it would be fun, I mean I could make friends will all those friendly swamp land creatures. Like...um... Toads...and...other swamp things. Plus if you don't feel that way, I've already win. If you do, then I can't fall any farther.
The last and most important thing to know about me. Once I get past being quiet, the craziest crap comes out of my mouth. My mind races all day with images that would make most sane men weep to their mothers. Even if I don't say anything assume that my mind is in a fantasy world where dolphins are the true rulers of the world and they hold their power with their secret guard of lemurs. Dare to challenge the dolphins, those lemurs with do whatever it is that lemurs can do to hurt people. Thoughts like that roll through my head.
There are probably other things, but I'll have to surprise you when we meet. That or, ... Yeah I don't know how to finish that sentence, and I am to lazy to delete, so ha. Eat that English teachers. That is a sentence that isn't a sentence.