So I never update...
"Insane people are always sure that they are fine. It is only the sane people who are willing to admit that they are crazy."
-Nora Ephron
Alright, I haven't updated in a while, there have been things going on. I have in the process of buying a house. Let me tell you possibly the most insane process in the world. There's a bunch of signing and agreeing to paperwork (I barely read any of that crap in the first place. I just assume that everything is working in my favor.) I have also been traveling a lot for my work, all over the place.
There is nothing more boring that traveling around giving the same presentation over and over again. I am starting to think that if I feel asleep during the session, I am sure I could sleep and give the presentation at the same time. Do you ever have a dream where you are at work (not naked...But that wouldn't hurt) and you are just doing what you always do there. (Nothing exciting like aliens or coffee cups with hair..Or even people you work with bursting into flames.) I started having those dreams rather frequently now. Nothing irritates me more than working in my dreams and then going to real work. (I feel as if I already did my time, and should now get overtime.)
Sometimes when I walk to the water cooler, my mind starts to wander and I have really crazy daydreams. (The water cooler is only like 10 feet away) Did you ever find those daydreams that you have at work are possibly the most bizarre thoughts possible...Or is it just me?) I think I will take some time to list some (so if you have bizarre ones you can feel better about my insanity)
1)I become a dinosaur and just start biting the heads of people are I walk around the floor. Leaving their headless corpses sitting there spraying tootsie rolls into the air (kind of like a headless piñata) Then I could have some candy to munch on.
2)Walking over to the water cooler when it sudden springs to life (with eyes, hands and feet) it refuses to give me water so I must enter into a death match with it. Upon my defeat of the water cooler, I get to get a cup of water.
3)An international team of Ninja hippos have broken into the building to steal a jade hand (that for some reason we keep in the server room) Though they are heavy the posses a stealthness about them. They are the masters of disguise and can hide anywhere. They may even be in the file cabinets waiting to strike when you look for a file.
Ok, rereading the last one....I think I just scared myself. I will probably post something else a little later. Right now..I have to go get a drink of water.
-Nora Ephron
Alright, I haven't updated in a while, there have been things going on. I have in the process of buying a house. Let me tell you possibly the most insane process in the world. There's a bunch of signing and agreeing to paperwork (I barely read any of that crap in the first place. I just assume that everything is working in my favor.) I have also been traveling a lot for my work, all over the place.
There is nothing more boring that traveling around giving the same presentation over and over again. I am starting to think that if I feel asleep during the session, I am sure I could sleep and give the presentation at the same time. Do you ever have a dream where you are at work (not naked...But that wouldn't hurt) and you are just doing what you always do there. (Nothing exciting like aliens or coffee cups with hair..Or even people you work with bursting into flames.) I started having those dreams rather frequently now. Nothing irritates me more than working in my dreams and then going to real work. (I feel as if I already did my time, and should now get overtime.)
Sometimes when I walk to the water cooler, my mind starts to wander and I have really crazy daydreams. (The water cooler is only like 10 feet away) Did you ever find those daydreams that you have at work are possibly the most bizarre thoughts possible...Or is it just me?) I think I will take some time to list some (so if you have bizarre ones you can feel better about my insanity)
1)I become a dinosaur and just start biting the heads of people are I walk around the floor. Leaving their headless corpses sitting there spraying tootsie rolls into the air (kind of like a headless piñata) Then I could have some candy to munch on.
2)Walking over to the water cooler when it sudden springs to life (with eyes, hands and feet) it refuses to give me water so I must enter into a death match with it. Upon my defeat of the water cooler, I get to get a cup of water.
3)An international team of Ninja hippos have broken into the building to steal a jade hand (that for some reason we keep in the server room) Though they are heavy the posses a stealthness about them. They are the masters of disguise and can hide anywhere. They may even be in the file cabinets waiting to strike when you look for a file.
Ok, rereading the last one....I think I just scared myself. I will probably post something else a little later. Right now..I have to go get a drink of water.