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For those of you who are excited about Snakes on a Plane or a big fan of amateur videos, the Alamo Drafthouse is having a competition for the best homemade video with the title "_____[animal]s on a _______[vehicle]." They already have a bunch on the website and you can watch and rate them. :) We know people involved with the "Turkeys on a Hummer" and "Scorpions on a Custom Van", so give them a gander at http://www.originalalamo.com/sites/2blanks/films.aspx.