Asylum Guild the reasons to come out

Aug 25, 2007 17:56

Top Ten Reasons you should come out to Asylum Guild

10) At the very least three great DJ's who love you guys, Merc will be away this weekend, and it might be four. We figure if 5witchhitter isnt hitting you it might be love.

9) We're stealing Vynil Rob from Q's again

8) Heavy Heavy Power Electronic music with a teeny smattering of Old School from that Stalagmike guy.

7) Watch us run circles around DJ Brian C'ant (DOH! Outside Voice!)

6) Sushi place right next door

5) Mini Thai right next to Sushi place

4) Benny's Burrito's in the opposite direction and on the next corner

3) That DJ Dyztort guy has all the greatest nicknames, Dyz, Dyzzi, the D.Y.Z., Da Warden, The Supreme Overlord of the Universe and the Nine Consecutive Dimensions. 5witchhitter you can be executioner.

2) Ronald McDonald fears the Guild!!!!.

The number 1 reason to come to Asylum Guild:

Solitudes Fabulous Hair

Come to Asylum Guild every Saturday night starting August 25th. You know you're just crazy about us.

Asylum Guild Goes Weekly!





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