Couldn't resist....
On the twelfth day of Christmas, djdragonmatrix sent to me...
Twelve roses drumming
Eleven rpgs dancing
Ten bauhaus a-djing
Nine ankhs cuddling
Eight eurythmics a-cooking
Seven pirates a-thrifting
Six cats a-clubbing
Five pu-u-u-unk girls
Four stompy boots
Three kung-fu movies
Two quantum physics
...and a love in an androgyny.