And now..the vainest post from pip ever..goddammit the song IS about me!
Before we begin..i acknowledge the fact that yes, i am a letch. a don juan. nympho. whichever. the majority of you know that. so jess making an honest man out of me from the outside viewer already seems odd...well...i acknowledge my own habits now..and well...they may not change. either way...the argument in point.
So i've something to ask of the female population:
I speak as a relatively undesirable male
But why the ever living FUCK is it when i'm about to go off the market its like dogs to the hunt and the world wants my nootz? ive already had 2 offers to get laid during the weekend i'll be up with jess. ones an ex who has currently had a stint as a Suicide Girl (look up Arcadia) and the other in another state so thats nixed. Its just the mere fact that all of a sudden the scent of whipped hits the air and my dick is valuable commodity. What. The. Fuck?!
OY!!!
So i've something to ask of the female population:
I speak as a relatively undesirable male
But why the ever living FUCK is it when i'm about to go off the market its like dogs to the hunt and the world wants my nootz? ive already had 2 offers to get laid during the weekend i'll be up with jess. ones an ex who has currently had a stint as a Suicide Girl (look up Arcadia) and the other in another state so thats nixed. Its just the mere fact that all of a sudden the scent of whipped hits the air and my dick is valuable commodity. What. The. Fuck?!
OY!!!