Check These Old Ads Out. They'll Make You THink

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Alka Selzer- Pop pop -fizz fizz- What the Fuck is going on in my tummy?
http://www.oldradioworld.com/media/Vintage%20Commercials%20Alka%20Seltzer%20Plop%20Plop%20Fizz%20Fizz.mp3

Camel Cigarettes Are GOOD FOR YOU. Studies PROVE IT! Even DOCTORS SAY SO!!!!!
http://www.oldradioworld.com/media/Vintage%20Commercials%20Camel%20Cigarettes.mp3

The Ad for the 57 Chevy... It describes the car as if it were a sexy woman.
But ya gotta admit, the 1957 Chevy IS a damn sexy automobile. true???



http://www.oldradioworld.com/media/Vintage%20Commercials%20Chevrolet%201957.mp3

Fritos use a stereotyped Mexican song to make kids want to eat junk food and sing cool songs
http://www.oldradioworld.com/media/Vintage%20Commercials%20Fritos%20Corn%20Chips.mp3

Some Bullshit Bank Claiming you can TRUST them
http://www.oldradioworld.com/media/Vintage%20Commercials%20Household%20Finance%20Corp.mp3

Lucky Strike gives you words of wisdom from a Tobacco Expert (aka VERY BAD ACTOR)
http://www.oldradioworld.com/media/Vintage%20Commercials%20Lucky%20Strike%20Cigarettes.mp3

Old Spice- For Marines, Sailors, Fishermen, or just fans of Popey. Guys like my Papa. I actually wear old spice sometimes now. i have some in my bathtub. But it always makes me think of my grandfather.
http://www.oldradioworld.com/media/Vintage%20Commercials%20Old%20Spice.mp3

All the money spent on Soda adds the fuck up... Pepsi
http://www.oldradioworld.com/media/Vintage%20Commercials%20Pepsi%20Commercial.mp3

You'll be GLAD TOMORROW that you smoked PHILLIP MORRIS TODAY!
http://www.oldradioworld.com/media/Vintage%20Commercials%20Philip%20Morris%20Cigarettes.mp3

Reynolds Aluminum SAYS "Peace on earth, blah blah blah, i'm so fucking PSYCHED Aluminum can be used in war! I hope we stay at war FOREVER!!! We'll be mad rich! I mean PEACE PEACE. It's Christmas, respect Jesus and shit. WAR RULES!"
http://www.oldradioworld.com/media/Vintage%20Commercials%20Reynolds%20Aluminum.mp3

Message To Veterans to STAY IN THE HOSPITAL (this one is just STRANGE)
http://www.oldradioworld.com/media/Vintage%20Commercials%20Va%20Terberculosis.mp3

POOR PEOPLE! Good News! This very UNHEALTHY CHEESE tastes Good and is cheap so you can eat a shitload of it!!!
And, PLUS, Philip Morris Tobacco thought it was such a great product that they own it now.
see? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kraft_Foods

Velveeta is a Kraft product
http://www.oldradioworld.com/media/Vintage%20Commercials%20Velveeta.mp3

Dupont's Rat Poison
http://www.oldradioworld.com/media/Vintage%20Commercials%20Dupont.mp3

Budwiser Will Get You LAID!!!!
http://www.oldradioworld.com/media/Vintage%20Commercials%20Budweiser%20Beer.mp3

And lastly, maybe its cuz i'm tired, but did this dude say planes were held together with rubber cement? that concerns me a little. well, whatever, i hope you've all enjoyed this learning experience
http://www.oldradioworld.com/media/Vintage%20Commercials%20Goodyear%20Rubber%20Cement.mp3