Compilation of Changmin UFO replies and his Snarkiest
[UFO] Oppa let's go to the public bath, I'll scrub your back refreshingly~~!!
[ChangMin] Then you're a guy?? You're calling hyung, oppa??
[UFO] If you don't reply this time your voice will crack today!^^
[YooChun] Replied^^
[JunSu] If my voice cracks I'm going to think of you first
[JaeJoong] (My) voice is (probably) going to crack
[YunHo] Memories of the f-concert comes up..
[ChangMin] Do you want to die?^^
Fan: what are oppas doing?
CM: I told you to study, why are you still here? You want to die? Hehe, study!
[UFO] Oppa, how was oppa born???? How are babies born????
[ChangMin] Go learn at the beautiful children program called sex ed. organized by the lady
[UFO] Please teach me I want to hear it from oppa
[ChangMin] Be quiet!!!!
UFO: Ah I'm hungry..........I think I'm going to die If I eat now, I will get fat, so I will hold back for now
Changmin: Want to die skinny or want to live by eating?.
UFO: Yunho-ya your nostrils are so pretty that I want to put my finger in there, give me permission^^
Changmin: If you were him, would you give permission??;
UFO: It's raining in Korea right now...You want to eat Gobchang and drink soju with Nuna?
Changmin: If you eat with me, it will cost a lot
UFO: It's fine, you know, Nuna has a lot of money? Or you want to go jogging outside with me?
Changmin: I thought you said it was raining, can you jog when it's raining??
UFO: I woke up from my nap after a dream where oppa-deul abandoned me and went, I'm angry!
Changmin: Judging from reality, there's no point of caring.
Fan: yah~ I got a confession from Changmin oppa TT, thank you, I didn’t know oppa love me! TT
CM: I’m sorry;; I think you are drunk. Hehe
[UFO] ChangMin-ah, do you possibly eat poop too..? (WTF???????)
[ChangMin] What^^?
[UFO] I’m not going to be a fan anymore, it’s oppas’ fault for not replying…..
From now on I’m going to be a stalker!
[ChangMin] I’ll say this in a nice way, come back to being a fan
[UFO] If oppa teaches me how to dance I’ll think about it
[ChangMin] Just be a stalker
[UFO] Ok I’ll be a stalker. Look behind you
[ChangMin] A refrigerator is behind me
[UFO] Liar, I’m there
[ChangMin] Are you the refrigerator or JunSu-hyung?
I have woken up from thinking about them so much that I want
to cry. You’re the first person to have this effect on me.
ChangMin: Don’t cry, or your eyes will be puffy ^ __ ^
Fan: Changmin oppa, please marry me! I have confidence you will lead a happy life.
ChangMin: I have no confidence.
Fan: Changmin-ah I find your adam’s apple so sexy when you scream
Changmin: You have unique taste
Fan: &%*^(^&*)*)(
Changmin: what are you trying to say?
Fan: Yesterday at the Nong Shim concert I bought a Yoochun mask! Keke~ Everyday everday I’ll wear this out!
Changmin: ^^ Wash it and wear it out~
Fan: I know Changmin oppa didn’t go to bed yet!! haha, caught you!
Changmin: I didn’t go to bed, but I never hid either.
Fan: REPLY!!!!
Changmin:.. ;
Fan : I want a reply too, why don’t you reply? Is my question invisible?
ChangMin : The question’s not invisible^.^kekeke
Fan : Sunbae, I think i’m having fever
ChangMin : You. . . You’re a hobae? (Sunbae for koreans mean senior while hobae is junior)
Fan : What does BO GO SIP O mean?
ChangMin : When i was young, i received formal education. Where did these kind of words come from!! kekeke
Fan: Please have a chat with me!
Choikang Changmin: There's more for you to talk about with your parents .
Fan: Shim Changmin. My man
I love you.
Wish you a happy birthday ^^
Changmin: Ah "my man"... ... hm... ...;;well Thank you ^^
Fan: why has Junsu oppa's eyes become so big? hoho.
eyes have become half the size of the face!!!
Changmin: That is still human??;;
Fan Hungry la T_T Buy me dinner. <
Changmin: Eit it yourself, make it yourself!!!!!! Haha (ROFL)
(all 3 replies below are from the same person)
Fan : Don’t you wanna marry me oppa? Keke Then sign the marriage certificate!
ChangMin: I want to do neither. hahaha
Fan: Introduce this person to me oppa keke
ChangMin: Go find him yourself.
*fan’s avatar is Min
Fan: Oppa behind you!
ChangMin : What
Fan : This is oppa when oppa was still young kekeke
ChangMin : I still am haha
*fan’s avatar is Min during HiYaYa days
Fan : This is my man. Isn’t he cute?^^ He’s so cute when he smiles
ChangMin : Really?^^;
*fan’s avatar is Min
Fan : Oppa! What does “MAX” mean?
ChangMin : What do you think it means?
Fan: Changmin-ah, I failed… ha.. What is D. If I get all A+ next time, will you pat my head??
Changmin: Talk when you get an A
Fan:Shall We make a baby?
[Changmin]"no comment"
Fan: Does oppa like a smart and ugly girl or a dumb and pretty girl or me??keke
[Changmin]I like my parents^^
Fan: Aren't I nice
[Changmin]How should I know;;
Fan: Will you make me happy?
Changmin: NO!
Fan: I miss you so much I want to throw up
Changmin: You miss me so much you want to through up. Doesn't that seem a bit strange?
Fan: Are U man?
Changmin: ^^ Yes, is there a problem…?
Fan: Hi Changmin oppa, I’m Fried Chicken! But that layer of skin which has not been fried before, is feeling very cold TT Please help me to find that layer of skin ♥
CM: Find it yourself!
Fan: WooWow
CM: WooWow
Fan: Reply me, darling♥
CM: I think you have got the wrong person! hh
(The following 2 messages are from the same fan.)
Fan: Oppa, Changmin oppa!! I'll buy you a meal when we meet up later!! ^^~ I heard you're meeting Yunho oppa later
Changmin: Its like that?~okay~
Fan: See you later! We'll buy a meal later! Oppa can even go and watch a movie!
Changmin: Oh...I see...; ;
Fan: Changmin's smelly feet, can you stand the smell when it diffuses?
Changmin: Please wake up/be more conscious...
Fan: Oppa do you like girls who fart loudly and smell? Would you like girls with bad breath?
Min: Would you like emissions of carbon dioxide? Nuclear weapons?
(OMG this one deserves a Gold metal. I think I laughed for a full 30 minutes with this one).
source : OhMicky + KibanTVXQ, choco + crazee, maxcmbar, syc