part 2
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Fan : Who does oppa belong to??? ME~~~
ChangMin : No way
Fan: Anything to say?
ChangMin : Nope
Fan: I’m making chocolate waffles now, do you want some?
Choikang Changmin: Make them nicer…
Fan : Oppa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I’ll think of myself as the dancer in Checkmate forever!!!
ChangMin : That’s not possible~ Haha~
Fan: Changmin-ah! Please eat properly and don’t fall sick! You must eat 8 meals a day~ T_T
CM: 8 meals….Ummm. I’m really hungry…;;
Fan : Do you remember? I really miss that time~
ChangMin : Hehehehe
Fan: Changmin-ah <3 I’ll help you fill up your ipod with 5000 songs since it’s 80% of your life. Will you marry me?
CM: I’ll fill it up myself~ Hehehe
Fan: Changmin-ah. I need your reply more than winning the lottery. We need to talk
CM: Think about it carefully…Lottery jackpot….is a lot more than you can ever imagine….Think again;;
Fan: Oppa! If you’re alive, please reply. Kekeke. If you don’t reply, I really will marry oppa! I can cook well and can look after kids well too
CM: I replied you! That means I don’t have to marry you! That’s how it works!!!!! Hehe
Fan: If you reply me, my grades might just go sky high…
CM: Try making them shoot up!
Fan: Actually I’m not a human but an alien….didn’t you know that?
CM: Please don’t tell anyone this secret before I present you to NASA
Fan: I am ~ Shim ChangminI used to be very beautiful but through time i have become even more beautiful ~ this change is for who to see?
Changmin: Ahahaha ^^
Fan::chang-ah~~ you're my life~~ reply me!!!
Changmin: What am I suppose to say when I reply
Fan: Oppa! I ranked 40th out of 41 people on my test!
Changmin: .. are you bragging?
Fan: I watched SAW 1, 2 and 3 continously. Thought I was going to go crazy T_T
CM: How great….. ^^;
Fan: My name is Park U-Know Yunho Youngwoong Jaejoong Micky Yoochun Xiah Junsu Choikang Changmin CASSIOPEIA~ My name’s really nice right?
CM: It’s not a very nice name from an objective point of view…^^;;
Fan: It’s my husband! How is he? Will agree to this marriage right~Sing me a song of blessing on my wedding ceremony~hehe
CM: This marriage… annulled…
Fan: Just a gentle touch~~Just like you’re going to fall apart~~are you there?
CM: Aiyo… you’re here~? ^^
Fan: Changmin-ah, I need your reply more than striking the lottery… we need to have a conversation~
CM: Think properly… Top prize for lottery… is much more than you think… think again;
Fan: I know oppa's secret~~~ but I didn't reveal it!! hurry and say you love me
Changmin: reveal the secret then
Fan : Who are you thinking of now? I thinking of YOU.
ChangMin : ^^
Fan : The concert is over~~ I’m depressed TTTT
ChangMin : ; ; ; ;
Fan : Oppa I want to be your bed in your room for just a day
ChangMin : No way
Fan: If you are an emo teenager. I will be an emo teenager.
Changmin: Up to you.
Fan: If you don’t reply me this time, I’m going to be a SJ fan TT everyday I hope to get a reply from you TT
Fan: sorry, I was just joking, I would never do that, to me DBSK is number 1
CM: urh, scary!
Fan:Changmin oppa doesnt hate me right?
[Changmin] Hate..hm...I've never seen you before so I can't say anything^^ keke
Fan: Oppa!!!!!!!!!
Changmin: What?
Fan: Oppa I'm going to fly soon
Changmin: In reality that is not possible.
[Fan]: Oppa, if your brief and me drop into the water, who will you save first? I believe that oppa is a wise person.
CM: My brief doesn’t know how to swim, so do you know how to swim?
Fan: I want you
Changmin; Yepp
Fan: It’s so eye-catching! What is it? My face (^^)
Changmin: Nononononono (SNSD’s song GEE’s lyrics
Fan: Who are you???
Changmin: Shim Changmin
[Fan]: Shim Chang Min!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Marry with me!!!! Understand??? You understand ㅎㅎ
CM: I don’t understand
It seems that Changmin's snarkiness has rubbed off on rest of the members. Here's some certifiable gold ones.
JaeJoong
Fan: Excuse me ^^ The oppa there! Please give me a reply~~~~~~
JJ: Here’s your reply~~ Congratulations~~!
Fan: Youngwoong Jaejoong hwaiting! Choikang Changmin hwaiting! Micky Yoochun hwaiting! U Know Yunho hwaiting!! TVXQ hwaiting!
JJ: Xiah Junsu~~~~~~~~HWAITING!!!!!
Fan: If you don’t reply you have to date me
JJ: Ah! Did you see the reply I sent?? I sent it!!!
Fan: Jaejoong oppa, you’re really good at cooking bean paste soup right?
JJ: Bean paste soup is what I cook best ^^ Then comes Kimchi jjigae, then bean curd stew ^^
Fan: Please give me some encouragement because I want to be a composet!
JJ: Please write really cool songs and give one to TVXQ ^^
Fan: What’s Changmin doing now? Thinking of me?
JJ: Changmin’s looking at the mirror? Keke
YooChun
Fan: I miss you~
YC: I know~
Fan: I’ll be waiting for your 4th album <3 Jaejoong oppa, don’t get hurt anymore T_T FLY TVXQ!
YC: Do you want the rest of us to get hurt~~~
Junsu
Fan: I miss Jaejoong too T_T T_T *sobs* Please tell me what do I do when I miss him?
JS: Go to naver and type ‘Youngwoong Jaejoong’……………………………^^
sorry no Yunho :(
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