Nov 02, 2007 21:27
Paddy and his wife are lying in bed, unable to sleep because of the next door neighbour's dog constantly barking. After lying there listening to the incessant barking for hours on end, Paddy jumps out of bed and says to his wife "I've had enough of this" and storms downstairs.
After a few minutes Paddy finally comes back to bed and his wife says "The dog is still barking, what have you been doing?"
"I've fixed them," says Paddy. "I've put the dog in our yard - let's see how the neighbours like the barking".