Where babies come from...
One afternoon, a little girl returned home from school and announced that a friend had told her where babies come from.
Amused, her mother replied, "Why don't you tell me all about it?"
The little girl explained, "Well, mommy and daddy take off all of their clothes, and then the daddy's thingy stands up, and then the mommy puts it in her mouth, and then it sort of explodes, and that's how you get babies."
Her mother shook her head and said, "Oh, honey, that's sweet, but that's not how you get babies. That's how you get jewellery."
Amused, her mother replied, "Why don't you tell me all about it?"
The little girl explained, "Well, mommy and daddy take off all of their clothes, and then the daddy's thingy stands up, and then the mommy puts it in her mouth, and then it sort of explodes, and that's how you get babies."
Her mother shook her head and said, "Oh, honey, that's sweet, but that's not how you get babies. That's how you get jewellery."