Good Friends, Good Conversation
Djadious: I've decided I want to be the guy who can get laid whenever he wants to, but I want to balance it with being the guy who isn't a jerk to anyone and has awesome friends and no stds
Djadious: you think that's managable?
GumballGem: um, not possible
Djadious: damn, you think?
GumballGem: in order to get laid whenever you want (by girls) you must be an asshole at least half the time
Djadious: oh
GumballGem: but the rest is all good!
Djadious: would that affect relationships with my actual friends?
GumballGem: hm...most likely
Djadious: damn
Djadious: that's ok, I'm not generally good at being a jerk
GumballGem: you could join the football team...i think that would solve the problem
Djadious: i miss talking with you
Djadious: you're fun!
GumballGem: hehe, as i with you
GumballGem: *blush*
GumballGem: we need to have more friends in common
GumballGem: so that we can hang out more often
GumballGem: it's easier to get a group of people together to do nothing than to get two people together to do something
Djadious: i've have that problem a lot actually
Djadious: we should put our heads together and brainstorm a list of platonic things to do when hanging out in pairs
GumballGem: it's really very difficult
Djadious: i know!!!
Djadious: Typical conversation:
"what do you want to do?"
"I have no idea, you decide"
"Fuck!"
GumballGem: really? my typical conversation always goes kinda like this:
-wanna go to a movie?
-sure...
*pause*
-wanna go have hot sex?
-yeah!
Djadious: *raises hand*
GumballGem: Yes? You in the front
Djadious: how did you work in the "have hot sex" part?
GumballGem: it just happens
GumballGem: i mean, i'm a girl
Djadious: Damn!!
GumballGem: i don't have a penis, and therefore have no sketch-factor, and therefore get laid whenever i want
Djadious: I am now absolutely writhing in jealousy
GumballGem: haha, you don't wanna sleep with the people that wanna sleep with me
GumballGem: they have penises
GumballGem: jk, any of the girls i get, are b/c girls are attracted to nathan, and then he gives them to me
Djadious: I'm just mad cause I don't have an equally alluring traits
Djadious: except for my stunning good looks and obvious sophisticated charm
GumballGem: you want a vagina?
Djadious: oh bitch I will fight you
GumballGem: oh erinn...i wish i were single so that i could sleep with all the guys like you
GumballGem: there are lots of you
GumballGem: and girls are silly for not liking them better than the other icky boys
Djadious: you're a good friend
Djadious: you think that's managable?
GumballGem: um, not possible
Djadious: damn, you think?
GumballGem: in order to get laid whenever you want (by girls) you must be an asshole at least half the time
Djadious: oh
GumballGem: but the rest is all good!
Djadious: would that affect relationships with my actual friends?
GumballGem: hm...most likely
Djadious: damn
Djadious: that's ok, I'm not generally good at being a jerk
GumballGem: you could join the football team...i think that would solve the problem
Djadious: i miss talking with you
Djadious: you're fun!
GumballGem: hehe, as i with you
GumballGem: *blush*
GumballGem: we need to have more friends in common
GumballGem: so that we can hang out more often
GumballGem: it's easier to get a group of people together to do nothing than to get two people together to do something
Djadious: i've have that problem a lot actually
Djadious: we should put our heads together and brainstorm a list of platonic things to do when hanging out in pairs
GumballGem: it's really very difficult
Djadious: i know!!!
Djadious: Typical conversation:
"what do you want to do?"
"I have no idea, you decide"
"Fuck!"
GumballGem: really? my typical conversation always goes kinda like this:
-wanna go to a movie?
-sure...
*pause*
-wanna go have hot sex?
-yeah!
Djadious: *raises hand*
GumballGem: Yes? You in the front
Djadious: how did you work in the "have hot sex" part?
GumballGem: it just happens
GumballGem: i mean, i'm a girl
Djadious: Damn!!
GumballGem: i don't have a penis, and therefore have no sketch-factor, and therefore get laid whenever i want
Djadious: I am now absolutely writhing in jealousy
GumballGem: haha, you don't wanna sleep with the people that wanna sleep with me
GumballGem: they have penises
GumballGem: jk, any of the girls i get, are b/c girls are attracted to nathan, and then he gives them to me
Djadious: I'm just mad cause I don't have an equally alluring traits
Djadious: except for my stunning good looks and obvious sophisticated charm
GumballGem: you want a vagina?
Djadious: oh bitch I will fight you
GumballGem: oh erinn...i wish i were single so that i could sleep with all the guys like you
GumballGem: there are lots of you
GumballGem: and girls are silly for not liking them better than the other icky boys
Djadious: you're a good friend