I WILL KISS AND HUG POISONOUS SNAKES.

[dj_yonderboi]

Valentine's day is a really good day. Especially for people named Valentine. That would be sweet. But something has been lost in the commercialisation, drowned in perfume, suffocated by roses, pelted to death by cheap heart-shaped chocolates. but since I'm not really sure what was lost, i'll just relate my pre-valentine experiences.

Happy Vampentines Day says:
what do ya think?
little angie says:
who the fuck is NAME CENSORED TO PROTECT INNOCENCE
Happy Vampentines Day says:
oops replace her name with yours
little angie says:
(death stare)

I'm never stealing some other guy's poetry every again. Weeellll, maybe once more. *Lee Majors*

.:*~γỏůя мγ ναłėηŧĩήę~*:. says:
don't worry u kno dat ur my valentine
Happy Vampentines Day says:
U FUCKING SCUMBAG
*block*

This is all Jimmy's fault, somehow.

Yes, happy Valentines Day, LADIES ;o