CHRISTIAN PROGRAMING RULES!
Ok so I am watching a christian news info program.
OMG it's a hoot!
Ok first, they start trash talking the Divinci Code saying: "It's a collection of lies and fabrications, Brown refuses to debate any one on the matter of it's truth, he is a coward and a slanderer of christ!"
So, uhm, yeah...
Last time I checked The code was in the FICTION section of the library. Am I missing something?
So then they take a break for a commercial. This commercial kicks ass! So first it's talking about how britain is keeping track of it's members and that we have a new computer that can perform 14.6 trillion calculations per second. From this they derive that it's calculating 146,000 pieces of information on every person each second. And that the illuminati is taking over.
Oh and the Divinci Code is only selling well cause every one hates Jesus. And that the Divinci Code is saying Jesus never existed.
I actually might read the code books just cause it's stirring up the christhumpers like poking a hornet's nest.
I love the bible quotes, some of the shit he is quoting for each thing to prove his point is totally out of context.
John 15-36 The word of god says jesus is real... See the bible says Jesus is real, thus he existed!
Oh now they are debunking some theory Jesus walked on ice. Apparently Godless heathens can not know what Jesus did... That is their reasoning.
Uhm now they are saying that the movie "The last temptation of christ" portrayed Jesus not dying on the cross and it's blasphemy. Uh other than being really boring, the movie merely shows him contemplating not dying on the cross but at the end he does any ways.
Silly Christians, Rationality is for Heathens.
~ Vu
OMG it's a hoot!
Ok first, they start trash talking the Divinci Code saying: "It's a collection of lies and fabrications, Brown refuses to debate any one on the matter of it's truth, he is a coward and a slanderer of christ!"
So, uhm, yeah...
Last time I checked The code was in the FICTION section of the library. Am I missing something?
So then they take a break for a commercial. This commercial kicks ass! So first it's talking about how britain is keeping track of it's members and that we have a new computer that can perform 14.6 trillion calculations per second. From this they derive that it's calculating 146,000 pieces of information on every person each second. And that the illuminati is taking over.
Oh and the Divinci Code is only selling well cause every one hates Jesus. And that the Divinci Code is saying Jesus never existed.
I actually might read the code books just cause it's stirring up the christhumpers like poking a hornet's nest.
I love the bible quotes, some of the shit he is quoting for each thing to prove his point is totally out of context.
John 15-36 The word of god says jesus is real... See the bible says Jesus is real, thus he existed!
Oh now they are debunking some theory Jesus walked on ice. Apparently Godless heathens can not know what Jesus did... That is their reasoning.
Uhm now they are saying that the movie "The last temptation of christ" portrayed Jesus not dying on the cross and it's blasphemy. Uh other than being really boring, the movie merely shows him contemplating not dying on the cross but at the end he does any ways.
Silly Christians, Rationality is for Heathens.
~ Vu