THE TRIUMPHANT RETURN OF NOMENCLATURE
A storm has been brewing on the horizon, a new series of days of kings beckons, and with it shall come a whole new slew of nomenclature, to make your life that much more diffcult, in this, the great recession. Today, 2 all new agents of nomenclature were cast down by the KINGS, as such.
Newton's Nomenclature
This has happened to EVERYONE who's ever been injured, have back problems, disability, etc...
Everytime your back hurts, or you cant move for whatever reason, a magical force from beyond must take everything from your hand and drop it on the floor, thus making you go through excruciating pain to pick said object(s) back up. This never fails.
The past few weeks since I've had my pinched nerve, I've dropped 242452342452354egejerh35255r254rt things. The best one was this morning, I had food, office stuff, etc in my hands,getting out of the car at work. I drop my FUCKING keys. I almost started crying. I then detected an agent of nomenclature, since I rarely dropped anything BEFORE I had my back problems. This is due to Newton's Nomenclature coming and making gravity 10 times more powerful than usual, causing you to inexpicably drop shit, when you are physically barely able to pick it up, as such.
The little Nomenclature that could
This NEVER fails, ever. This is probably in the top 5 of nomenclatures that bring my fucking piss to a boil. Anyone who lives or works in Miami Springs, Medley, Hialeah, and the international/dolphin mall region knows this agent of nomenclature very well.
Everytime you're in a rush to get somewhere, which is pretty much 24/7 in fucking Miami, you WILL get stopped by the train. The 2 worst offending trains being the Okeechobee/South River Drive/North Royal Poinciana train, and the 12th street train by international/dolphin malls.
The train will ONLY come when you are in a rush, late for work, late for your own wedding, wife is in labor, etc. This is a guarantee.
Not only will you be caught by the LNTC, the LNTC will be 10 miles long. Then it will for no reason STOP. Then it will go in REVERSE, then it will stop again, and go forwards, then stop again. Empires have RISEN AND FALLEN in the time it takes the LNTC to finally pass by. THIS HAPPENED TO ME THIS MORNING. I got out of the car and did a jig.
By the time it's gone, you've been fired from work, your wife has had a breech birth in the back of your brand new car, you missed the ball drop on new years eve, missed the season premiere of Lost, had your electricity shut off for not paying your bill, and gotten sued for negligence by your former employer, you carve into your dashboard "Brooks was here", then hang yourself.
Oh, and you can't take any shortcuts around the LNTC. There are no shortcuts in Miami, especially around Doral, Medley, Miami Springs, Hialeah, etc...
The LNTC makes THIS train seem pale in comparison:
Newton's Nomenclature
This has happened to EVERYONE who's ever been injured, have back problems, disability, etc...
Everytime your back hurts, or you cant move for whatever reason, a magical force from beyond must take everything from your hand and drop it on the floor, thus making you go through excruciating pain to pick said object(s) back up. This never fails.
The past few weeks since I've had my pinched nerve, I've dropped 242452342452354egejerh35255r254rt things. The best one was this morning, I had food, office stuff, etc in my hands,getting out of the car at work. I drop my FUCKING keys. I almost started crying. I then detected an agent of nomenclature, since I rarely dropped anything BEFORE I had my back problems. This is due to Newton's Nomenclature coming and making gravity 10 times more powerful than usual, causing you to inexpicably drop shit, when you are physically barely able to pick it up, as such.
The little Nomenclature that could
This NEVER fails, ever. This is probably in the top 5 of nomenclatures that bring my fucking piss to a boil. Anyone who lives or works in Miami Springs, Medley, Hialeah, and the international/dolphin mall region knows this agent of nomenclature very well.
Everytime you're in a rush to get somewhere, which is pretty much 24/7 in fucking Miami, you WILL get stopped by the train. The 2 worst offending trains being the Okeechobee/South River Drive/North Royal Poinciana train, and the 12th street train by international/dolphin malls.
The train will ONLY come when you are in a rush, late for work, late for your own wedding, wife is in labor, etc. This is a guarantee.
Not only will you be caught by the LNTC, the LNTC will be 10 miles long. Then it will for no reason STOP. Then it will go in REVERSE, then it will stop again, and go forwards, then stop again. Empires have RISEN AND FALLEN in the time it takes the LNTC to finally pass by. THIS HAPPENED TO ME THIS MORNING. I got out of the car and did a jig.
By the time it's gone, you've been fired from work, your wife has had a breech birth in the back of your brand new car, you missed the ball drop on new years eve, missed the season premiere of Lost, had your electricity shut off for not paying your bill, and gotten sued for negligence by your former employer, you carve into your dashboard "Brooks was here", then hang yourself.
Oh, and you can't take any shortcuts around the LNTC. There are no shortcuts in Miami, especially around Doral, Medley, Miami Springs, Hialeah, etc...
The LNTC makes THIS train seem pale in comparison:
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