another g.k. story

[dj_the_giant]

so on sunday, i decided to watch the super bowl with glenn kennelly. he asked me to make him a lj, so i said sure, and then i did. then he said,"all i need is an e-mail address and a cell phone and i'll be caught up with technology", so i said i could help him with the e-mail. i said i thought the hotmail still gave out free e-mail addresses. i

Comments

you are such a fuckin idiot

[anonymous]

let me explain how what you just wrote is about you. also, get over how bad you think your life is. it's bad because of you. oh yeah, who was looking through their sister's purse on sunday looking for cigarette money? oh, that was you. first of all, jordan never wants to hang out with you, that's y he never picks up when you call. second of all, who calls who when we hang out, oh you call me. also, me and jordan are not jealous of the homosexual look you have going on. y do you think fags hit on you all the time? you also live with your mommy because you got kicked out of your grandmommy's roach-infested house. not paying for insurance? you don't have insurance on your car. you're the one rear-ended a guy in your car and begged him not to call the cops and then dicked him over. intellectual ability? my i.q. is like 140, what's yours? obviously not too high since you got 2 b's, 1 d, and an f at fccj. Hard-earned money? you mean all the 32432897498 jobs you've had for like 2 weeks at a time because "they are just too hard", like the "hard" job of framing, "hard" job of pizza hut, and allj those other easy jobs, get a fuckin life. my parents pay barely any for my school, i have a 75% scholarship, do you know what a scholarship is, i mean, it doesn't compare to those pell grants that you used to get paid for by taxpayers, when you always complain about how there needs to be less government, you will always be one of those people dependent on the government, y dont you apply for unemployment next time you quit a job and just sit around and sleep like you did for months at a time at your mom's house when she constantly threatened to kick your lazy ass out. i would come home from school and you would still be sleeping. i'm the only one besides your family who tried to encourage you to get a job, you ungrateful mother fucker. nobody gives a shit about either of us? how about you just think about how many friends you have. my dad should have made me join the army? at least i wouldn't get kicked out. does having an asthma attack at marine bootcamp and getting kicked out of the marines come to mind? oh, that's you. oh yeah, i've had one punkass "50 hours a week" waitor jobs and one shitty part time busboy job, so get your facts straight. i sold dope, so what, that's over now, i made some money. who tried to sell weed but realized they didnt know anyone and couldnt get rid of it? oh, that's you again. dont know anything about life? you dont even have a life. oh yeah, who has a felony against them and a domestic abuse charge on them? oh, you. bitching about how my parents oppress me? who complained about their grandparents buying them a car and not paying for the insurance for it? you. who stayed in a truck when a middle-aged man masturbated next to me? who had sex with the ugly, fat girl at wal-mart? who said they hated spics and then dated a spanish girl? who said they hated niggers and then messed around with a black girl they just met? who stayed overnight in a hotel twice with a girl with kids and didnt even have sex with her? who almost killed themself multiple times? who always complains about how bad their life is and how every has it so easy, but is really just a fuckin idiot? you, you, you, you, you, i hoped you enjoyed reading the truth glenn!

Re: you are such a fuckin idiot

[sweetness8585]

IIIIIIII love you davey!
but people who shall remain nameless....well, im not getting into that again.

Re: you are such a fuckin idiot

[sweetness8585]

P S you forgot about his Hypochondria and his Incestuous crush on his sister.